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Edited by Bonzo:
9/16/2016 12:00:33 PM
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How to skip Gym Class Efficiently
Now I got a trick for you, buddy. I first discovered it at my school in the UK around 2002. We had an indoor swimming pool at my school that was always really cold, and one particularly freezing december day, a bunch of us decided that we really didnt fancy having to do swimming for PE. So we dared this kid called Todd, who was pretty crazy, to crap in the pool. He said he would do it for £10. We had a quick whip round and managed to get the money pretty quick between us. To avoid getting caught, he decided to crap into the pool from the roof, through a sky light. Alot of the buildings in our school had staircases on the outside, so it didnt take much effort for a couple of us to give him a leg up onto the roof. Once he was up there we ran back down to the pool and looked through the windows. Sure enough, after a couple of miniutes, we saw two or three of Todds ass apples drop into the perfectly still pool, causing a gentle, disgusting, but oddly beautiful ripple.
[spoiler]There was no PE for us that day[/spoiler]
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Edited by Killer_Turtle022: 9/19/2016 10:38:54 PMYou wat m8??? [spoiler]seriously that is funny thou. Something similar but worse happened to me in high school we were supposed to swim for PE but one girl had her period in the pool. Luckily it happened way before I was there 🙏🏼[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhy would anyone skip penis inspection day at gym?
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Dead.
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The only thing i hated about gym was people who funk up the gym and locker room.
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22 RepliesWhat's wrong with gym class in the first place? No wonder so many of you -blam!-ers are so fat because you've never lifted anything but a cheeseburger
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We don't have a pool, thank goodness.[spoiler]At least as far as I know...[/spoiler]
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9 RepliesI didn't have to take PE in high school because marching band counts as PE credit
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1 ReplyWhen I was in high school this one kid shat in the pool's filtration unit, causing the water to become pitch black. The entire pool was closed for the year.
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Or you can just say you'll hang yourself from the gym roof with one of the climbing ropes like a chick I know. Not allowed in the gym anymore is she
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I always took a gym class in high school so I wouldn't be sitting in a desk all day.
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Gym class was my favorite
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[quote] So we dared this kid called Todd.[/quote] He was called Todd, not named. They decided to just call him this. LOL his name alludes us to this day. [quote]we saw two or three of Todds ass apples[/quote] LMFAO!!!!!!!!! Bets line ever! Well, you could have left the doors open and filled the pool with more freezing water in hopes of freezing it. OR, food coloring.
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12 RepliesThe fitness gram pacer test is a multi stage aerobic...
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1 ReplyEdited by EL: 9/17/2016 5:30:54 AMMy friends and I got booted out of most physical participation by running too slow during the mile run in the itinerary. You see, the first part of our exercise regiment started with a run around our track. Those unfortunate who were not able to meet the minimum time to clear the mile run were locked inside the field. Doomed to continuously run the track for the remainder of the period. It became very easy for us slackers to climb the fences or hop the short walls to escape the field once the coaches started turning away after the gates closed. Hell, by the end of one year some of us were leaving campus through an adjacent neighbors backyard by simply walking through their backyard onto the main street.
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1 Reply⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️⛳️
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1 ReplyNot sure whether to be disgusted, or interested because of the ingenuity
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Lol kids
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I disliked gym in school (cuz im a fat -blam!-), but I never skipped and I always tried to the best that my slow wobbly body could manage. One year I had this kid who alway would make fun of me for being fat, constantly telling me I was going to fail the class. Needless to say I had a good chuckle when he failed and I didn't (he was the type to never actually try snd usually gave up part way).
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3 RepliesOnly unhealthy kids skip PE.
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I use to hate every class besides gym...
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8 RepliesEdited by LiamCDM: 9/16/2016 11:05:38 PMWhat I did during gym class...
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3 RepliesThe problem is, I actually like gym/weight lifting class...
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1 ReplyGym was the one class I never skipped
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Get a letter from the president? [spoiler]it worked in the 80's[/spoiler]
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Pro tip, convince your teacher to let your class play hacky sack the whole year by getting 100 between a group of 5
