There's really no other way to describe this except a simple list, but let me explain so you don't shit yourselves. [b][i][u]A FEW NOTES[/u][/i][/b] •light and darkness is not a good way to tell a story •not explaining your shit is not good •lovable characters need to exist •good dialogue (which bungie has done before btw) needs to exist •our loot needs to look like loot not these weird pentagon thingy's •things need to be diverse in the way you fight them •things need to be DANGEROUS •loot needs to be GRADIFYING •game should be FUN •your time played shouldn't be huge just because there was something to do •I should have to THINK during fights •I should have to RUN AWAY •I should have to SCAVENGE •I should be able to use my ENVIRONMENT to my ADVANTAGE Destiny has its good points, I do believe that in some respects Rise of Iron is a step in the right direction, why it isn't enough will be discussed in another post. Anyways, onto the plot holes and shitty story elements Bungie failed so miserably in doing right, starting from the base game [b][i][u]BASE GAME 0-0[/u][/i][/b] •what is the traveler made of •is it alive •how did your Dinklebot bring you back to life •what did it do •if I'm awoken, why am I alive on earth •if I'm human, why am I so ugly •how did it do it •why did it do it •why don't the hive or cabal just nuke it out of its low orbit if they can destroy planets •why are there no unaligned fallen •why do no fallen bother to align with you •why don't we just use those robots in the tower to make an army •why doesn't the Rasputin (pronounced Raspooteen or raspewtin if you didn't know) help us with his weird meteor things •what are those weird ball things •why doesn't the speaker tell you anything •why is that clothing lady so useless. I doubt many of you even remember her •what is "light" •what is "darkness" •what's with this magic bullshit the Hive use •magic bullshit even exists •why didn't Rasputin just use those weird meteor things to ice the hellmouth •are there no more war AI's? •why has no one else attacked the sword of Crota •why is everything so easy •who is the exo stranger (which was Okay at the time. But it's three (or two technically) years later and she's no where to be found •how can hive wizards fly? •why is nothing explained •why is my loot in the shape of polygon thingy's •why haven't I seen any other moons other than Luna •what did I do to piss off the Vex. •how do they teleport •how do I teleport •what's my armor made of •are the Vex really that stupid •how do vex reproduce if their robots •why doesn't the Minotaur have a weak point •who is the exo stranger •why Does she have an English accent if she's a robot •why doesn't she explain anything •why does she just bail on you •what's the point? •why can't I make armor out of the metal the vex are made of •why do the awoken have beef with us •why is the house of wolves such a little bitch when you know for a fact a vandal could totally -blam!- up the queen •why is everyone so cryptic •whats the difference between a gate lord and an overgrown Minotaur (or overbuilt?) •how did my ghost teleport that giant ass head from so far away •why do I always spawn in the same place •if it's the darkness zone, why do I respawn in the same place •how does the fallen hierarchy work? •why does no one explain this •what is the vault of glass •what Did I do inside it •why •what did atheon want •who was Kabr and Praedyth •how does gorgon's gaze work •ok I guess no one will tell me •why are the vex such a threat anyways? •why are the cabal so hostile if we don't even really have any beef with each other. •how does the hierarchy of the cabal work •why don't we just send an army into the black garden •why is everything so damn easy •what was that weird dark blobby thingy •why is the music so good but the game sucks •why is the last boss three of the same boss I've fought before. •that's it? •why doesn't the stranger explain anything •why is everything so tanky •why does loot feel so Unsatisfying to get •why are there so many little bitches in the crucible complaining about OP weapons when you could kill them pretty easy with a sniper or shotgun. •how does the crucible thingy work •is it a simulation? •training yards? [b][i][u]DARK BELOW ;([/u][/i][/b] •why does Crota have beef with us? •who are the hive? •how did Erin Morne escape? •who was her squad? •who is Crota? •why don't we bring flashlights? •why don't we send an army? •why are there only three missions? •who are the little bosses? •what did I do in the hellmouth? •how did I do it? •why did I do it? •why can't I ask the general dudes for help? (Vanguards I think?) •why is everything so easy? •why so little added? •why is this all on vanilla content? [b][i][u]HOUSE OF WOLVES ;-;[/u][/i][/b] •why didn't Skolas disobey sooner? •why didn't the other houses help? •who is Skolas? •who is the Queen? •who am I? •why do I care? •what is Skolas's end goal? Like... Long term •why did the house of winter give up so fast •why isn't the reef helping •why aren't those robots helping •why am I the only one doing shit •why is everything going down where I've already been •why aren't the other houses fighting? •why aren't the cabal fighting with us? •why does everyone hate us? •why am I helping the other clans? •how did the vex let the wolves get their technology •how did the fallen get the vex technology •why don't they still have the vex technology •why don't the awoken just gas the prisoners Why do I have to kill the prisoners in the prison of elders •why did I capture Skolas if I just have to kill him later •why don't the vex just teleport out •why don't the vex just erase us from reality [i][u][b]THE TAKEN KING *sob*[/b][/u][/i] •who is the queen •is she dead •who is her brother •is he dead •what is the dreadnought •what was that weapon •what's with the tiny dreadnoughts •who are the hive •if the awoken are so weakened why doesn't oryx just kill them. •why doesn't oryx just take the whole world •why doesn't oryx just attack earth •why doesn't oryx just take the city •why don't we just SEND IN AN ARMY OF ROBOTS •why is there no such thing as WMD's •why has Rasputin appeared so much but all he does is get his ass beat when he has these massive ass WMD weapons he refuses to use when he's clearly about to get maced •why don't we all team up to destroy oryx when he's obviously much more dangerous •how does "taking work" •why isn't all of that robot dudes stuff missing after that long if the fallen are such amazing scavengers •why is Erin's ship so important •if I just got hit by a weapon enough to destroy an entire fleet, why am I still alive •why is everything so easy again •how does this -blam!-ing space magic work and why is it so god damn stupid •what happens to the dreadnought after I killed oryx? •who is Cayde-6, the one who gives me bounties or the one who gives me mail? [b][i][u]TBC[/u][/i][/b]