So, if you play Crucible
Who am I kidding, Crucible is this game's life support.
When you play Crucible, you've probably bagged yourself a "Spare Change.25". A legendary pulse rifle. And why is it called "Spare Change.25" you may ask?
Because that's all the god damn gun is worth.
It's a high impact pulse rifle that requires timing and perfect precision, but yOU CAN'T GET PERFECT PRECISION BECAUSE THE BASTARD PULLS TO THE UPPER LEFT/RIGHT.
What kind of recoil is this? Does firing this gun dislocate my guardian's shoulder everytime he shoots it?
In all seriousness though. The only perk that makes this gun somewhat usable, is Counterbalance. But not even Counterbalance will make this piece of shit worth the effort. Literally any other pulse rifle can do what the Spare Change can do except it'll be easier on your shoulders.
I would rather be rewarded an actually quarter than this gun. Hell, I would rather it [i]shoot[/i] quarters.
The description says [i]Keep it.[/i] Just like that.
Either it's saying [i]Keep It[/i] because Bungie believes that this gun totally doesn't perform like elephant shit, or its saying it because having this gun in the loot table puts too much internal strain on the system, pulling all the data files to the upper left corner like its recoil, and the game has no other choice but to dump it into our inventory.
"But I use the spare change because DURRR I haz a gawd roll spare change with extra pennies DURRR"
Look. I don't care about your god roll, because if I were to give this thing wolfpack rounds, Dreg's Promise would still outperform it. Without any ammo.
It's that bad.
Shit gun.
[spoiler] Should I keep doing these weapon reviews? Let me know.[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesWas a 2 burst beast before the pulse rifle nerf.