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Best Red vs Blue Quotes
I'm gonna bring this thread back in a new form. Simply post the best, funniest, or your favorite quotes from red vs blue. I'll start it.
Washington: That was the worst throw ever; of all time.
Caboose: Not my fault someone put a wall in my way.
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1 ReplyEdited by Flat Chest Enthusiast: 8/27/2016 6:18:32 PMDoc: I'm a pacifist. Caboose: You're a thing that babies suck on? Tucker: No dude, that's a pedophile. Church:Tucker, I think what he meant was a pacifier. Tucker: Oh, I was totally thinking of something else. Church: Real classy tucker.
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2 RepliesChurch: Well, good luck guys. Don't forget to change your underwear at least once a day. Tucker, that goes double for you. Tucker: What? I'm the cleanest guy here. Church: No, it goes double for you because now you're in charge of changing Caboose as well. Tucker: I hate you. Crunchbite: Blorgh! Andy: He doesn't wear any pants. Tucker: Yeah, we noticed. If we meet anybody on this adventure, that might have to change. Andy: Why, we're used to being naked. Free-ballin', come on! Commando. Tucker: Let me just put it this way; I felt less threatened when Tex was staring at just the sword. Tex: Huh what- oh, fyeuh uhm, yeah, uh- I was just admiring his, his Alien, muscle structure. Tucker: Yeah one particular part of his muscle structure. Tex: Well that's just a matter of penis- I mean opinion. Church: Smooth. Caboose: You told me it was another arm. Crunchbite: Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh! Andy: Hey Caboose- high five! Caboose:(Quietly) I don't want to do that any more.
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What is that music
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Hey chicka bump bump
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bow chicka bow wow
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1 Reply"No matter how many friends you lose...you could always make more." -[i]Caboose[/i] This was rather awesome.
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1 Reply"I only drink the blood of my enemies! And, occasionally a strawberry Yoohoo." - Sarge
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You've got mail!
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3 Replies"Hey guys, if you are hearing this It means you did it, you won. You kicked the shit out of Hargroves forces. I knew you could, but this is my last stop. See when I came into this world, I was really just a collection of someone else's memories, but with your help, these memories they took form, they became my voice, my personality, and after a while I began to make brand new memories of my own. All of these things are what make me who I am, but there also holding me back. I can't run this suit as Epsilon, but if I erase my memories, If I deconstruct myself, the fragments that I leave behind will get you through this, I believe that. I wish there was another way, but I'm leaving this message, as well as others, in the hopes that you'll understand why I have to go this time. It was actually Doyle who made me realise something I'd never thought of before. There's so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everyone lives happily ever after. But the hero never gets to see that ending, they'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith... Ain't that a bitch." [spoiler]I win.[/spoiler]
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2 Replies"Let's stop making shitty episodes. The series went to shit after season five. I think we should cancel it." ~RoosterTeeth
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4 Replies"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past."
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1 ReplyThere's no I in team, Grif. Yeah, well there's no "You" either. So if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, then no one's on the goddamn team. The team sucks.
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"Time...line? No, time is not made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." -Caboose Tucker: I got a hardline Tex can use. Heh. Bow chicka bow wow. Tex: How did you even hear that? Tucker: I'm like Superman. I know when I'm needed. "Protect me cone!" -Grif
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E.M.P? Oh you mean emp
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"Suck it, Blue!"
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9 RepliesReally! Why did someone put a wall there! That architect was horrible... I am an emotional time bomb! Sheila! Come back to me! I made you a cupcake! YOUR TOAST HAS BEEN BURNT, AND NO AMOUNT OF SCRAPING WILL REMOVE THE BLACK PART
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1 ReplyTucker: So I here you have sisters, Bow Chicka, who are twins, Bow Wow
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[i]16 days?[/i] that's almost 2 weeks!
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Protect me cone!
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Bow chicka honk honk
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As someone who is currently rewarding BGC, I'm loving all the old jokes. Bow Chicka Bow Wow.
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"Sneaking. Sneaking. Sneaking..."
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BLARG!!!
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Dr. Sarge says take 2 shotgun shots to the head and call me when you're dead. Ring ring hello? Yep you're dead.
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Sarge: "Hey Meta, settle a bet, would ya? Does that kinda look like a big cat to you?"
