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Edited by EZ speedy9767:
8/24/2016 9:43:50 AM
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If I work as a security guard in a Samsung store, does that make me the Guardian of the Galaxy?
Ok, I have some questions, I saw this in a post ages ago and thought to make some of my own up. Here they are...
1. If you clean a vacuum cleaner, doesn't that make you the vacuum cleaner?
2. If you crash a car on purpose, is it still called a car accident?
3. Every time I start eating healthy, I see a chocolate bar and it snickers!
4. if you work as a security guard at a Samsung store, does that make you the Guardian of the GALAXY!
5. Is sand called that because it's between the sea and the land?
More coming...
6. If 2 vegans get into a fight, is is still called biff?
Edit 1: just woke up and I've got replies, I'll try to look at them all. :). Trending
Edit 2: I know what you might be thinking...[spoiler]I put on sunglasses and walk away from your mind which just exploded, your probably right.[/spoiler]
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[quote]Ok, I have some questions, I saw this in a post ages ago and thought to make some of my own up. Here they are... 1. If you clean a vacuum cleaner, doesn't that make you the vacuum cleaner? 2. If you crash a car on purpose, is it still called a car accident? 3. Every time I start eating healthy, I see a chocolate bar and it snickers! 4. if you work as a security guard at a Samsung store, does that make you the Guardian of the GALAXY! 5. Is sand called that because it's between the sea and the land? More coming... 6. If 2 vegans get into a fight, is is still called biff? Edit 1: just woke up and I've got replies, I'll try to look at them all. :). Trending Edit 2: I know what you might be thinking...[spoiler]I put on sunglasses and walk away from your mind which just exploded, your probably right.[/spoiler][/quote] 1. Yes 2. Yes 3. Not a question 4. If there are Galaxies in the store 5. No 6. I don't know. Never heard of "biff" "Trending". No one cares You're welcome
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1 ReplyNice try. I've seen those same questions in *hits blunt* memes
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More! MORE I DEMAND!
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[/quote][spoiler]I put on sunglasses and walk away from your mined which just exploded, your probably right.[/spoiler][/quote] [spoiler]the spelling is great with this one[/spoiler]
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Good sir. I believe you need to stop. It's far too early for mind -blam!-s
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Comedy 2016.
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Edited by FightinFinn 2-7: 8/23/2016 9:02:54 PMWHHAAAAAAAA!
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1 ReplyThat's pretty good! LOL! I have one that I learned from somewhere: Is there really ever a hero or villain? I mean if each person thinks that what they are doing is right and the person trying to stop them is wrong, then aren't they both a hero and villain?
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hits blunt
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9 RepliesThese are all very old... why have we been laughing at the same jokes for a whole decade. Can we finaly move on?
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It would make you the security officer of the galaxy at most..
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