Chuck Norris can run faster than you just by standing.
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Chuck Norris is so strong he can actually tickle the man in the yellow hat.
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You Don't Find Chuck Norris Chuck Norris Finds You
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Chuck Norris plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and survive everytime
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The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the universe down.
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Chuck Norris makes Santa sit on his lap...
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Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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You don't find Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris finds you.
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Chuck Norris once ran the Boston Marathon backwards so he could see what second place looked like.
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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you
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Edited by Icarus026: 8/21/2016 7:55:20 PMYou know that once, in 1945, Chuck Norris once drank a can of Red Bull then jumped out of a plane. What's most remarkable, however, is the fact that some people managed to catch it on camera. For image results, look up Hiroshima on Google Images.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes
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When life hands chuck Norris lemons, he makes orange juice
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Chuck Norris was at home with his girlfriend and she presented him with the question "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" He proceeded to yell, "How dare you rhyme in the presence of Chuck Norris?!?" He then ripped her throat out and shouted "Don't f**k with Chuck!" Six months later he realized the irony of the situation and laughed so hard that everyone in a ten mile radius went deaf.
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I got one. Chuck Norris memes aren't funny.
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Chuck Norris once stepped foot on the moon. The craters now represent where he went.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade. Fifty people did because of him. Then the grenade exploded.
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Chuck Norris has a diary, it's called the Guinness book of world records. Death once had a near-chuck experience. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug, it's not dead but just afraid to move.
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Genesis 1:3 And God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris approved, and there was light. It was dark, so Chuck Norris clapped his hands to turn on the lights. We now call it Big Bang Theory. Chuck Norris once sneezed while touring a fireworks factory in Japan. Residents of Hiroshima have never forgotten. Chuck Norris once went skydiving in Arizona. His parachute wouldn't deploy, so he braced for impact. Now known as the Grand Canyon, millions of tourists visit the site every year.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, you don't exist afterwards.
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He created the universe.
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Chuck norris is a ginger
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Chuck Norris won the Pokemon League with a Magikarp that could only use "splash"
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Long ago Chuck Norris bumped into something. Venus now rotates the wrong way.
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Chuck Norris need a blowtorch and a monkey wrench to masturbate.
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Edited by cobalthunter115: 8/21/2016 1:11:31 PMChuck Norris is so fast he can run across the world and punch himself in the back of the head at the same time. Sega once made a video game where you go to fight Chuck Norris in the 1980s whenever you put a quarter in the machine a message would pop up saying "sorry you lose" it was sega's most popular game of the year. Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris once sold his soul to the devil but on the day the devil arrived to claim his soul Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face and took it back they now play poker every third Wednesday of the month. They once put on a 3D showing of walker texas ranger at the movie theater everyone died soon after Chuck Norris could play Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and win.