Here are some facts that you might not know about Randal T. Vandal. Enjoy. 1) The T in Randal T. Vandal doesnt actually stand for "The", but it is close. Randal's full name is actually, Randal Theodore Vandal. But people shorten the Theodore into The, hence Randal The Vandal. 2) Randal's family history is a bit of a tragic tale. Randal never knew his father, and his mother died a few years after giving birth to Randal when she was giving birth to Randal's younger brothers. They were fraternal twins. Since there was no father figure, and the mother figure died giving birth, these two twins were never given a name. They are just known as Vandals, or Randal impersonators. (Side note. To those saying that this is wrong, I never said that he was born after guardians. I simply stated that he was born via mom.. This could have been eons ago. Hell, this could have been the beginning of everything. "The Big Bang" theory? Just his mom and dad expressing their love 😉😉) 3) The only thing fraternal about the twins is that one is a little bit stronger than the other. 4) Since Randal was far superior to his twins in both age and power, he assigned them to be guards to his cave. So anyone who dares to challenge Randal must prove themselves by besting his brothers. 5) Randal has noticed people saying he should go join his SIVA brethern in the Plaguelands. To that, Randal would like to politely say -blam!- no. First off, Randal is super powerful already. He doesnt need that SIVA shit. Secondly, why would Randal want to leave his BEACH HOUSE, for the PLAGUELANDS? That sounds like an awful trade to Randal. 6) Randal doesnt always eat Gjallarhorn shots. Only on a special occasion, or when he feels like treating himself. As delicious as they are, the wolf pack rounds give him a real bad case of the runs. Edits: 7) Randal only has two friends in all the universe. Hank the Shank, and Greg the Dreg. Greg has very bad flatulence though, so Hank has the role of Bestie. Also, fun fact, all three of them are buddies cause guess what, SAME MIDDLE NAME!!! Hank Theodore Shank, and Greg Theodore Dreg. What are the odds of that?! 8) Randal listens to Ir Yut's death song, ON REPEAT, while he works out. 9) Randal partakes in staring contests with the Gorgons. He has yet to lose. 10) Randal and Variks used to arm wrestle. After Variks lost twice, they stopped, for Variks couldnt afford to lose many more appendages. 11) While Taniks was always a tattletail cry baby, there was one person he would never rat on, one he could never "call out". The one is none other than Randal himself. 12) The tablet of ruin is where Randal started to practice his ABCs of Eliksni.