[quote]Here are some facts that you might not know about Randal T. Vandal. Enjoy. 1) The T in Randal T. Vandal doesnt actually stand for "The", but it is close. Randal's full name is actually, Randal Theodore Vandal. But people shorten the Theodore into The, hence Randal The Vandal. 2) Randal's family history is a bit of a tragic tale. Randal never knew his father, and his mother died a few years after giving birth to Randal when she was giving birth to Randal's younger brothers. They were fraternal twins. Since there was no father figure, and the mother figure died giving birth, these two twins were never given a name. They are just known as Vandals, or Randal impersonators. (Side note. To those saying that this is wrong, I never said that he was born after guardians. I simply stated that he was born via mom.. This could have been eons ago. Hell, this could have been the beginning of everything. "The Big Bang" theory? Just his mom and dad expressing their love 😉😉) 3) The only thing fraternal about the twins is that one is a little bit stronger than the other. 4) Since Randal was far superior to his twins in both age and power, he assigned them to be guards to his cave. So anyone who dares to challenge Randal must prove themselves by besting his brothers. 5) Randal has noticed people saying he should go join his SIVA brethern in the Plaguelands. To that, Randal would like to politely say -blam!- no. First off, Randal is super powerful already. He doesnt need that SIVA shit. Secondly, why would Randal want to leave his BEACH HOUSE, for the PLAGUELANDS? That sounds like an awful trade to Randal. 6) Randal doesnt always eat Gjallarhorn shots. Only on a special occasion, or when he feels like treating himself. As delicious as they are, the wolf pack rounds give him a real bad case of the runs. Edits: 7) Randal only has two friends in all the universe. Hank the Shank, and Greg the Dreg. Greg has very bad flatulence though, so Hank has the role of Bestie. Also, fun fact, all three of them are buddies cause guess what, SAME MIDDLE NAME!!! Hank Theodore Shank, and Greg Theodore Dreg. What are the odds of that?! 8) Randal listens to Ir Yut's death song, ON REPEAT, while he works out. 9) Randal partakes in staring contests with the Gorgons. He has yet to lose. 10) Randal and Variks used to arm wrestle. After Variks lost twice, they stopped, for Variks couldnt afford to lose many more appendages. 11) While Taniks was always a tattletail cry baby, there was one person he would never rat on, one he could never "call out". The one is none other than Randal himself. 12) The tablet of ruin is where Randal started to practice his ABCs of Eliksni.[/quote]

Either a chick or a 8 year old boy.

1. Randal told his worm to feed him his tithe 2. Randal made up the sword logic as a fun game 3. Randal wrote the tablets of ruin as he learned his ABC's 4. Randal 360 No Scoped Crota in one shot 5. Randal owns a year 11 gjallahorn 6. Randal is the Leviathan. 7. Randal is the Nine. 8. The orbs that drop from the ceiling when fighting Golgoroth are actually the sewage from Randal's toilet 9. Randal is Crota's Mom 10. Randal is the embodiment of the Dark. 11. Randal was the one to give Gulrot his stomach ache. 12. Randal has seen Eris without her hood. 13. The Servitors get there ether from Randal. 14. Randal is the Black Heart.

A high pitched mechanical whine echoed throughout the walls of the canyon as Axel sped down the path on his sparrow, long black robes billowing behind him as the chilly cosmodrome air washed over his form. Soon the shipyard came into view just ahead and he opened the throttle even further, approaching his sparrow's maximum speed. As the canyon walls gave way to the more open graveyard of ships, his gaze shifted to the right as he lazily leaned to turn in that direction. So far, all had been quiet in the cosmodrome today, almost too quiet. Just as that thought crossed his mind he suddenly felt something hard impact his chest like a brick wall, sending him flying backwards off of his sparrow and towards the ground. Reacting quickly, he leaned his weight backwards and reached his hand down, quickly catching himself and sliding to a stop upright as soon as his feet touched the snow-kissed ground. He heard his sparrow impact a cliff wall somewhere ahead, followed by the small Shockwave of an explosion, but his eyes beneath his obsidian black helmet were focused upon the figure who stood just a few meters in front of him. A single hand reached towards the pulse rifle upon his back while his eyes narrowed angrily. The figure before him was a vandal of the house of devils, and was clearly what had knocked him clear off of his sparrow. The vandal's eyes narrowed as well, as if to challenge the warlock to make the first move, his shock rifle held at the ready. Not one to disappoint, Axel's hand suddenly grasped the handle of his weapon and drew it from its place on his back, pulling it down quickly into the ready position while leaping to the left to avoid the incoming volley of shock rifle rounds from the vandal. As the rounds flew past his helmet, Axel opened fire and sent several bursts of projectiles in the vandal's direction. With near blinding speed the vandal dodged to the right while Axel's rounds peppered the landscape behind where he had been standing. Almost immediately Axel began to turn to fire another volley, only to widen his eyes in shock as the vandal had already closed much of the distance between them. The next thing he knew, he felt the armored first of the vandal collide with the front of his helmet, knocking him a few steps back while warning indicators on his heads up display lit up as the heat from another volley of shock rifle rounds washed over his shields. Thinking quickly Axel leaped into the air and vanished from sight, only to appear even higher than he had been before, void light gathered in his left hand. Immediately he reared back and released his scatter grenade towards the vandal below, which brought its arms up defensively as the purple ball of light impacted the ground and split, peppering the area with void explosions. Axel soon landed about five meters away, a smirk across his features beneath his helmet. There was no way that vandal could have avoided that. However, as the dust settled Axel's smirk turned to shock as he saw the vandal still standing where he had been, not even a scratch on his armor. Now confidence turned to worry as Axel realized this was no ordinary vandal. This must have been a high ranking officer of some kind. Not wanting to hesitate further, Axel knew he had to hit this vandal with everything he had if he wanted to win. Instantly he kicked off the ground and again disappeared, this time warping forward in hopes of getting so close the vandal couldn't dodge his next move. When he reappeared, his right hand was charged with a huge amount of brilliant void light and he cried out as he moved to hurl it forward at the vandal in front of him. His cry was cut short however, as the vandal surprised him by dashing forward in that same moment and catching him by the wrist and his throat, causing his nova bomb to shoot harmlessly off to the right and into the air. The next thing he knew, Axel was on the ground, pinned beneath the vandal that had him by the throat. One of the vandal's free hands reared back and impacted his helmet with a sickening thud, causing his heads up display screen to crack. Thud, thud, thud came the repeated powerful blows, each one causing more and more damage to his helmet. Soon his display screen shattered within his helmet just before the outside panel gave way as well, leaving the vandal repeatedly punching his face until he felt his consciousness beginning to fade. It was then and only then that he was lifted by the throat into the air above the vandal, a grotesque laugh filling his ears. Next, guttural human words filled his ears while his vision blurred. "Run back to tower... Tell them I come with strength of 10,000 arms. Cannot run... cannot hide... Wrath knows no distance. Randal is Kell of Kells!" With that Axel was tossed uselessly to the ground, and the vandal turned and walked away with a dark laugh. God help us all... Edit: Thanks everyone for the positive replies. Who knows? Maybe bungie will see this? I do love to write.

This made my day

This is gold. He's like the Chuck Norris of destiny. Well done

Kid literally has 0 followers lmao

He is Randal The Vandal. You ruin it with your gay ass middle name and lore. Leave it to Bungie to make an easter egg or something.

Not to mention he takes Crota's Oversoul Blast for breakfast. Also when Oryx Claps it's not really oryx. It randal in a suit, that's why we die when we don'tstager him, YET WE STILL STAGER HIM! Have you also noticed when we finish "oryx" he doesn't disintegrate like crota. BECAUSE ITS A SUIT! Hell he might as well be a worm god, the emperor of the cabal, the kell of kells, and the one who controls all the vex. Which means he controls time. So he actually made the universe. He is also the darkness and the traveler. Or this all could be a simulation in his mind and this is all fake.[spoiler]TL;DR randal is practically God[/spoiler]

Randal once visited the Virgin Islands, they're now known as "The Islands"

Remember the gunzerker from borderlands 2? Actually Randal the vandal practicing his dimension-traveling powers