[i]Rapunzel LDYH[/i] - Legendary Auto Rifle "'Reach the maiden' - Written inside each bullet casing." [i]Shouting Sun[/i] - Legendary Pulse Rifle "I live to serve you, my liege." [i]Scout IAWH[/i] - Legendary Scout Rifle "Watch where you're going!" [i]Broken Timepiece[/i] - Legendary Hand Cannon "It's always high noon." [i]Joke's On You[/i] - Legendary Shotgun "It's all one big joke. Everything." [i]Trick or Threat[/i] - Legendary Sniper "It's a little known fact, but I can catch bullets with my head. Only once, though." [i]The Darkest Night[/i] - Legendary Fusion Rifle "You're not the opponent they want, but the one they deserve." [i]M5 Jagger[/i] - Legendary Sidearm "I got the moves." [i]Pirate's Dread[/i] - Legendary Sword "Inconceivable!" [i]Pile of Bodies[/i] - Legendary Rocket Launcher "Every dinosaur feared the T-Rex." [i]Punishment[/i] - Legendary Machine Gun "Penny and dime." Edit: I'll throw in an exotic because I can. [i]Blade of Flames[/i] - Exotic Primary Fusion Sniper (QBB) "Take up the cowl." [b]Exotic perk: Saint to Sinner - [i]Each precision kill boosts this weapon's stability, reload, and handling. Stacks up to 5 times. After 5 precision shots, each precision kill refunds the mag. Lasts until death or until a shot that isn't a precision hit lands.[/i][/b] [u]It should look like a blue QBB with black and red highlights. Each precision kill tints it a bit more red. Once 5 precision shots are hit, the weapon should be red with black and red highlights.[/u] [spoiler]References from top to bottom: -Rapunzel (obvious) -Starscream (Transformers) -TF2's Scout -Cowboy stereotypes -The Joker -Terrible joke of my own making -Batman -Maroon 5's song "Moves Like Jagger" -Dread Pirate Roberts/Princess Bride -Deadpool -The Punisher (Marvel character, this reference is based off of the version of the Punisher seen in Marvel's Daredevil - Knightfall Batman[/spoiler]

So before you read this gun's name or perks, here's a description of what it would look like. Take your right hand and make it into a fist. Stick your pointer finger out and your thumb straight up. Your guardians hand is now a gun. Or better yet, a hand cannon. That's right, a [i]hand[/i] cannon. Name:[b]Hand Cannon[/b] - exotic hand cannon "Pun intended" Kinetic damage Mag size: 10 Rate of Fire: 20 Damage: 90 Range: 30 Stability: 35 Reload: 30 Exotic Perk-Hand Crafted: This weapon has an infinite ammo reserve *because it's your hand* (still needs to be reloaded), and consecutive precision shots with this weapon will increase this weapons's precision damage **for example: in PvE, let's say the first precision shot would deal 1000 damage, consecutive precision shots would raise the damage by 150. This means if all 10 shots fired are precision shots, the last shot fired would deal 2,500 damage.** (in crucible, 2 consecutive precision shots would leave the enemy with a sliver of health). The modifier will be reset if there isn't a precision shot within 5 seconds after the previous precision shot. Independent Perk 1: Hidden hand (lol) Independent perk 2: Outlaw Exclusive perk 1: accurized ballistics, smooth ballistics, or Field Choke Exclusive Perk 2: Hammer Forged, hight caliber rounds, or lightweight ***While firing this weapon, the hand cannon itself will not make any noise. Instead, your guardian will say "pew". ***While reloading this weapon, your guardian will make the reloading sound effects as if he/she was actually reloading a weapon. [spoiler]Please keep in mind... I was not high during the making of this weapon.[/spoiler]

Executioner 66 "That's an order"

Old timer "We had 2 sticks and a rock, and we had to share the rock!" Sword, looks like a stick Who gets where it comes from ;)

The RNG Every bullet does a random amount of damage.

Aerial Diamond/1967 Legendary Jumpship (I know, it's not a weapon, but I think this has some potential!) "So apparently this girl Lucy has a jumpship carrying diamonds..." -Transmission from guardian comms [spoiler]If you don't get this... LUCY IN THE SKY-Y WITH DIAMONDS[/spoiler]

Exotic Hand Cannon "Joker HAL" Description "You wanna know how I got these scars?" It looks like a normal revolver, but with a long barrel Exotic perk: Why so serious? This gun deals bonus damage to enemies with black armor This weapon also deals extreme explosive damage. Explosions make high pitched laughing noises.

Name: My Brother Vandal Exotic Wire Rifle (Primary) Description: this once belonged to a legendary fallen figure who was highly respected and couldn't be beaten in battle. Variks Belonged to Randal.

My Little Friend. Exotic Sidearm -Say hello.

Rocket Launcher: Wait for it "Heard about Pluto? Messed up, right? -Scrambled Audio File" Exotic Perk: Buzzerbeater Rockets inflict massive damage on single targets, while stunning them for 10 seconds if need be (if they survive the blast. Good for PvE.) Exotic Perk: Psychic Vision You can control where your rockets go. Rockets inflict incredibly minor damage, but can act as probes. (Basically, it's like a drone that lets you scope out areas you wouldn't necessarily be able to see.) You choose between these two. Like the Boolean Gemini perks. [spoiler] Based on the show Psych. That drone perk is really cool, I think lol. [/spoiler]

0.01 Wise "They All Float Down Here" [quote]Wow, Ethan! Great memes! Keep it up! Proud of you! [/quote]