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7/31/2016 9:16:28 AM
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you have entered a private room, a sexy woman entered after you and locked the door saying" take off your pants. whats your reaction?
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4 Replies"Would Jesus approve of this?"
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I take off my pants. Duh
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1 ReplyAs I prepare myself for a good time, I see that she has a different definition of "fun." She grabs a huge strap-on and a big container of Vaseline. I scream, kick down the door, and trip myself down the stairs. I die.
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It would be normal because the only scenario that would ever be is at the doctors
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A man would knock that bitch out and run for his life
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1 ReplyProbably punch her for sexual abuse then call the police.
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Me: "..." Her: "..." Me: "... Who let you out of your cage?"
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"You must be my doctor".
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But what people don't know is that she has a penis
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"You, first."
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7 Replies"Oh, take off my pants! Is it cuz I'm a guy!? Huh!? What, taking off my shirt won't appeal to you!? So only women have sex appeal by taking off their shirt!? Find another manwhore you sexist pig!"
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[spoiler]did you just assume my gender?[/spoiler] But seriously I'd say no I have a girlfriend
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Your not the milkman
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Serenade her with this.
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>Take off all clothes >Tell her to lie down >Mount her >Slam her throughout the day
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720 flying sidekick her right in the pussy
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No.... why?
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Edited by kratos: 8/3/2016 6:20:49 AMDie! Die! Die!
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Reply with "you first", then I'd ask her intentions. Then take it from there. Keep your guard up. She might be a succubus
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[b][i]YOU'RE NOT DADDY STALLCALL[/i][/b]
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Keep them on cause she probably has a strap on or she's actually a dude.
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Edited by King Kappa: 8/3/2016 4:30:22 AMI read "sexy pirate room" and thought of this pirate strip game I saw once lmao
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I take off my pants because she's here to hem some of my clothing.
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3 RepliesAre there any windows? [spoiler]i dont care how many floors up i am.[/spoiler]
