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Edited by Robin:
7/28/2016 2:01:44 PM
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Your First Time
Alright off topic. It's time, post your first time stories. First time of what you might say. The only way I can respond is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I'll start with mine even though it's pretty boring.
I'd been dating this girl for a few months, and we'd gone through the standard order of intimacy. One night we went to go see a movie(I don't remember what it was. Can you blame me? Lol) Anyways there was hardly anyone in the theater, and to my surprise, this girl takes me up to the very top left in the corner and tells me to sit down.
I'm sure you can figure out what happened next so I'm going to refrain from the rest of the story as I just got out of a 3 week ban. So, keep it as clean as possible cause I don't want anyone getting banned :p
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I was on my second date with this girl. She looked shy even when I try to kiss her. After an hour she asked me "Is the ship entering the port?". Our view had a port so i was checking if a ship is entering the port and I told her no. She looked at me with a dirty look and I then realised what that meant. She laughed and we did it. It was one of the most awkward thing ever happened to me as we both didn't know what we were doing. The next day she sent her sister to tell me that we are no longer dating.
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1 ReplyDating for about a month. 15th bday and surprised sex. Since then(a year and a half ago) I've become a -blam!-boi and had too much sex 😷
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Pm me the details [spoiler]*lenny*[/spoiler]
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If i would have my first time. [spoiler]*cries in friendzone*[/spoiler]
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Harambe came to me in my sleep and blessed me with his juices
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7 RepliesThe first time is always shit. Luckily Uncle Tom taught me when I was 4 what to do
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1 Reply>firsttime.jpg >ERROR 404: FILE NOT FOUND.
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4 RepliesToo many sluts in my school. I don't want to risk an sti/std.
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2 RepliesWell it happened in the band room, I had this friend I road the bus to school with and her little sister apparently had a crush on me, she was also vary determined to get me to like her.
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1 ReplyEdited by Fi: 7/29/2016 10:51:57 PM[B] [/b]
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✊🍆💦💦 🚼
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14 RepliesThe first time was... [i]interesting[/i] (•-• )
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I was in a dark and scary room, full of dArkness and there was only one way out. Day by day it grew in size, and almost dying after 9 months, I took the first opportunity I could and Leapt out of the hole My eyes were blinded by white lights, and I couldn't hArdlt see anything. "It's a boy" My first birth
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5 RepliesOne time at band camp...
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[spoiler]It was after I'd gotten wounded. I'd become quite close with the nurse who cared for me. When I received word of my two brothers' deaths at the hand of my childhood friend she... Comforted me. [/spoiler]
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Unfortunately, no woman yet has had a stronger grip than my hand. Sorry ladies; step up your kegels. Yours truly. xoxo
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1 ReplyI can't predict how it will go, Sorry.
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1 Reply[quote]Anyways there was hardly anyone in the theater, and to my surprise, this girl takes me up to the very top left in the corner and tells me to sit down. I'm sure you can figure out what happened next[/quote] You guys sat in the very top left of the theatre and finished watching the movie?
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1 ReplyThis thread made me think about my ex. So last night I had a dream where we got back together and had a kid that turned into willy wonka. I blame you
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It went the same way as hatching an egg in PokemonGO... About 5 to 30 seconds of excitement followed by immediate disappointment... [spoiler]jk[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesMy first time story beats yours. I promise you.
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Edited by shell: 7/30/2016 3:58:37 AM[quote]Alright off topic. It's time, post your first time stories. First time of what you might say. The only way I can respond is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).[/quote] The first time I met ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) was on a sub-reddit dedicated to praising ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I don't know how I stumbled onto it.
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Lool I'm such a loner. [spoiler]it's intentional though[/spoiler] [spoiler]V card is in the vault[/spoiler]
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10 RepliesI'm 13.
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7 RepliesMy first time she said to me, "pretend you're ra[i]p[/i]ing me". It clearly was not her first time.
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On that beautiful summer day, I was playing games and I felt the urge to go outside because the games made my head hurt n shit. Anyway, I go out and on my way to the park I bump into this guy who hard dropped what looked like a coin. He turned n looked at me, i looked at him and as you read this, nothing happened because I don't like the guys here cuz they all dress like fags.
