Suddenly you decide to get off your Xbox/PS4/WiiU/PC/other and go take a walk. As you're walking, you suddenly hear a voice behind you, saying "excuse me". The weird thing is.. You know this voice.. You've heard it before. Yes.. It's-!
Up to you.
Hello, general populace of the Gaming subforum! This is Aifos, coming to you a-live, from the soon-to-be-former... Um.. Fictional location!
Anyways, you just made a new friend! But this friend is special, because they're a fictional character from a video game! But as always, got some rules for you!
"You have far too much fun with these things.."
[b][u]"Tl;dr?"
This is my point![/u][/b]
You just became best friends with a video game character, who?
Rules:
1. No using this friend for political/economical/etc. gain.
2. You will [u]not ever[/u] have any sort of romantic relation. When I say friend, I mean just that.
3. They have all their logic defying powers
4. Even if it's completely out of character, they're, like, so your bff.
5. Your life forces are tied. You die, so do they. They die, so do you.
6. They appear irl, not their world.
7. Neither of you are immune to the law.
8. They cannot grant you powers.
9. No sexual interaction [u]at all[/u].
My answer:
[spoiler]This one's a bit difficult for me. Never been too social, and a lot of good video game characters would be terrible to know irl.
But, after thought, my answer became clear. Pearl, from SU:AotL.
For one, I already know Pearl really well, since I've watched the entirety of Steven Universe thus far. And she could also teach me swordplay, and help me clean up.
That, and I'm sure she'd be a good friend in genera. Supportive, kind, loyal, protective, germaphobic. Plus we could sing! It'd be so great to have someone to sing with. ^-^[/spoiler][spoiler]hm.. Have I done this one before? I feel like I've typed up that response before..[/spoiler]
Edit: secondary answer.
[spoiler]As a secondary answer, and after some thought, I might go with Aeon, from Skullgirls.
She seems rather emotionless (or at the least monotone) from the brief moments we've seen her, but is into video games (at the very least fighting games, which is good enough for me) and she's a goddess of time!
Having someone to play games with would be nice, especially since her main genre isn't FPS. I really want to play some fighting games right now, but my friend & brother just want to play their FPS games, and I don't want to go online, as I'll either get completely destroyed, or I'll unbeknownst to myself be really cheap.
Plus, having a goddess of time as your friend would definitely be nice. Accidentally sleep in? "Hey Aeon, could you go back in time, and wake me up?" (plus her body is literally an hourglass, and that's pretty cool)
Of course, she's only been in two cutscenes the entire game, so unless they make a Skullgirls 2 (pleeeeeeeeease) with her (AND ANNIE) as playable characters, I couldn't say for sure whether it'd actually be nice to have her as a friend. ^-^'[/spoiler]
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Caboose, he is technically from halo so yeah
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1 ReplyLink: LoZ
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1 ReplyScrew your rules, I'm going all out. I'll either do... Ciri/Geralt of Rivia The Venom Symbiote A Warframe The Dragonborn Lambert Letho Eskel Vesemir Imlerith Caranthir Eredin Vennefer of Vengerburg Triss Merrigold Zoltan Chivay Keira Metz Deadpool Samus Aran Super Mario/Luigi Donkey Kong (or any other Kong, for that matter) Kirby Any Snake Quiet Alex Mason Frank Woods David Mason Captain Price Soap Ghost Tank Dempsey Nikolai Belinski Edward Richtofen Takeo Masaki Goku Vegeta Gohan Superman Batman Bane The Joker Arkham Knight Harry Potter Hermione Granger Albus Dumbledore Winston McCree D.Va Tracer Reinhardt.... List continues.
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1 ReplyEdited by Bake8935: 7/30/2016 7:19:52 AMI'd pick a guardian from Destiny. When either of us die, he'll be revived by a ghost, which according to rule #5 of this exercise, should bring me back as well. Although this basically gives me de facto immortality which is a contradiction of rule #8.
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1 ReplyNo, a menos que me digas por qué.
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Daxter from Jak and Daxter. That would be fcking awesome, to have an Ottsel buddy cursing everyone out for me!
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5 RepliesOh, too many options for me to work with... Perhaps Sparks or Nader from Dirty Bomb, (although Spark's Connections may not carry over and we'd both be in legal trouble at that point...) I do enjoy what I've seen and heard of their personalities and either could be advantageous in some manner. Same could also be said about Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite now that I think of it... A Spiral Knight for a friend could answer some questions, like what they sound like. Maybe one of the nicer gods from the Warhammer Fantasy Universe would work. Maybe Morr. I wish I could think of other gods in this situation. A Tenno from Warframe would be interesting, especially if they kept everything else involved with that. Hell, I may even go with one of the characters from Dungeon of the Endless, provided they're not to the kind that will get me in trouble (which is probably most of them, sadly). There's also quite a few character from Overwatch I'd consider. Oh, just remembered the fire emblem and Pokemon mystery dungeon games I've played. THERE'S TOO MANY OPTIONS.
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3 RepliesProbably Evie Frye. She's cool, an Assassin, intelligent. Pretty good person to be a friend with in my opinion.
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1 ReplySolaire
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5 RepliesI want zim from invader zim
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1 ReplyEither Little Mac or Doc Louis, basically I get a free personal trainer.
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3 RepliesYou sucked the fun out of a fun idea with al your rules.
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1 ReplyJace Belaren from MtG, he's a genius and is very powerful
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4 Replies"No sexual interaction" Way to make this game of yours boring. How will I live my The Rotten fanfic now?
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2 Repliesprobably HAVEL THE MOTHER F*CKING ROCK!
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4 RepliesLucio, from Overwatch. He can protect me, heal me, and he is a DJ who can do parkour. What's not to love?
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2 RepliesWell I was going to bring solaire to life but then you said when he died I die and since he comes from dark souls.... Not solarie....
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9 RepliesGWYNEV... [quote]2. You will [u]not ever[/u] have any sort of romantic relation. When I say friend, I mean just that.[/quote] Awws.. these "rules" again? ;-; MY WET FANTASY IS SLOWLY DYING. Hmph.
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Edited by DirtyBlondeMedic: 7/29/2016 9:01:37 PMD.va. She could carry me through games since I suck at most of them.
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2 RepliesI'd have to go with... solaire. Praising all day every day. Or ragna the bloodedge.
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18 RepliesSamus Nothing in ur rules prevents me from going all Bill Cosby up on her ass Also from what ur saying she'd probably still be my friend, and u don't have to be romantically involved to have sex. There are friends with benefits and again from what ur saying it sounds like she'd be that kind of friend
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2 RepliesEdited by phoenix55x: 7/29/2016 7:53:21 PMjyggalag or MR.TORGUE or geralt of rivia or quiet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]fuk your rules[/spoiler] [spoiler]touch me bby[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesI just watched hentai for the first time
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Dante
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13 RepliesRaider from mgrr [spoiler]he could kill trump[/spoiler]