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7/23/2016 9:40:14 AM
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My girl is about to kick me out and I have nowhere to go with my dog
Better play some Destiny who wants to do the Nightfall this Sunday
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#Offtopic
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1 ReplyYou must eat your dog to survive.
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[quote]...Destiny...Nightfall...Sunday[/quote] Tell me this isn't happening [spoiler]this kid should be at church on sunday anyway and he wasting it on destiny. Eww[/spoiler]
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Edited by Woupsea: 7/25/2016 3:07:11 AMYour girlfriend owns the building which you live in? Hah. I know that it's a parody. Or is that post a parody of this? [spoiler]IT'S TIME TO STOP[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesYou are entitled to stay for 30 days even if it's her place. If you had stayed there longer than 48 hours you have just as much of a right to be there as her. By law she needs to give you 30 days.
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Time to become a traveling street performer! You can even get your dog in on the show.
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2 RepliesI still don't get this, is this what kids think is funny these days?
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[i][u][b]NO[/b][/u][/i]
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Pretend you're in Fallout 4.
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1 ReplyUse balloon to carry dog
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Edited by LightningPhoenix: 7/24/2016 12:39:36 PMOriginal thread before ghost stole it
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Original thread [spoiler][i][b]FOR SANGHEILIOS [/b][/i][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYou can stay here, depends on the kind of dog. Btw nightfall is trash this week. Damn warsat
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2 RepliesEdited by Kirby235711: 7/24/2016 1:31:17 AMDo my eyes deceive me? A Destiny post on #offtopic that is popular!? WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!!!! Oh right. Space magic.
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1 Replyhttps://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/209588603/0/0
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1 Reply*Pays a million dollars*. Buy yourself a house. Also who give a s**t about Destiny and Halo.
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5 RepliesHas everyone not realized this is a parody post?
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1 ReplySneak into her room at night and snap her neck. Get some sulfuric acid and fill a tub with it. Get a saw and dispose of the body. Now you can move back into the house with your dog. Problem solved.
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1 ReplyIf an old man with a time machine shows up as you leave and offers to take your dog back to 2007, don't refuse. You are the chosen one. Your dog will be left on that porch.
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2 RepliesAnd by "girl" he really means his mom.
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2 RepliesInb4parodythreads
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If legit post - I'm sure you could [u]do more[/u], to [b]persuade [/b]her not to kick you out. If Parody/Meme - Get on Halo Reach, or Halo 2.
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2 RepliesYou are so stupid to be playing Destiny at a time like this. Hop on Halo.
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8 RepliesThis post is pure meme
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#Destiny
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3 RepliesEdited by Doc Doge: 7/23/2016 5:14:50 PMKICK HER OUT FIRST! HOW DARE THAT SOUL-SUCKING SHE-DEVIL KICK OUT YOU [u]AND[/u] YOUR DOG!
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1 ReplyI got a porch your dog can crash on
