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7/17/2016 5:09:56 AM
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Has anyone noticed that lord shaxx is taller than everyone?
I went to the tower today to pick up my package and stood right in front of lord shaxx, then I noticed that he was taller then my character. All the other venders, NPC's, and robots are the same size as a guardian? But why is lord shaxx taller?
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1 ReplyIts Master chief in disguise. He change his voice to not be recognize!
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3 RepliesBecause he's a mutha f#cking badass that rides a knight that's stuffed like a pig, wears only his pajamas, and has a little robot as a club into battle against the fallen who have giant ass space lasers. Does that answer your question?
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BECAUSE HE IS THE CRUCIBLE!!!
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1 Reply[i](Insert innuendo here)[/i]
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Has anyone noticed that lord shaxx has the mortal combat theme song playing all the time?
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1 ReplyTrue. He probably has very big feet too. You know what they say about big feet...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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"Lord Shaq"
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Push ups, sit ups and plenty of juice.
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He's black? Idk
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16 RepliesIdk but Shaxx is my kinda man 💘😺😻
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Taller people tend to carry more responsibilities. ~[i]TheGreatNike[/i]
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Edited by Majin_Buddha_: 7/20/2016 12:35:36 PMHe drank his milk and ate his vegetables. You'd be that tall too if you just listened to your mother. Now I'm imagining Shaxx'S mom.... only I'm making it like grandma Torgue in Borderlands. Furthermore there are way too many "because he's black" comments. I only know four black people taller than me and I'm short as hell.
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1 ReplyHe is the first Spartan
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Hell nerf Shaxx next I say
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Edited by MaderraUghChiHAA: 7/19/2016 5:19:52 AM[quote]This Is Amazing!![/quote]-Lord shaxx
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It's his high heeled shoes.
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Lord Shaxxx...
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Literally every female that's commented has noticed this and/or made a sexual innuendo about him lol
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1 ReplyEdited by CDV3: 7/18/2016 7:45:54 AMHe T H I C C 😩😩😩🙏🙏🙏😍😍💦💦💦
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Roids.
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The real question is. Why is my ghost smaller compare to everyone else's.
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Because he's not human. Look at his feet
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3 RepliesBut Saladin can jump higher...
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How could anyone not notice?.....
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1 ReplyCause his real name is Lord Shaq ( like shaquiel o'neil)
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Because he's the Crucible
