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Edited by o_____________o:
7/16/2016 3:57:20 PM
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Bungie, I've been trying to have a wedding in the tower, but people keep ruining it.
Here's the story. My girlfriend and I met while playing Destiny. I have never met a woman quite like her, she is the bread to my butter, so to speak. Wherever I go, she goes. Wherever she goes, I go. She's funny, she's beautiful, she's witty and...I can't really quite describe how she brings me to life. Anyway, we both love each other very much. Which is why I proposed to her after our forty days of being together and dating in Destiny, which is where we want to be married.
"What? Married in a video game? How does that even work?!"
We were going to have a "wedding" ceremony in the tower, with everybody attending wearing white-themed shaders. A friend of mine was going to be the "priest" and he was going to have us exchange vowels over the microphone. But the problem is this: people would either spawn in the middle of our wedding ceremony or grief us. If it isn't some kid running around in circles, then it's somebody pushing the purple ball into our way. If it isn't that, then it's a bunch of guys crowding around my fiance simple because she's a woman playing a video game.
So my question is this: may we have a private server so that we can host our wedding ceremony? We met on Destiny, we fell in love on Destiny, so it's fitting that we get married in Destiny. Come to think of it, you kind of owe it to us to grant this request, considering we paid for all the expansion packs and DLC. Please consider this request.
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You had me until "private server" lmfao :-))
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IMPOSTER
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If you know how to sweat you could do 6 people or 12 and just play till you get map that you like!!! go to classic playlist and launch both fire teams at the same time !!
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You're not long face kid. Just stop. Good attempt tho, but you're not him.
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1 ReplyYou need to watch the funeral that got crashed in World of Warcraft years ago. That video never gets old.
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1 ReplyHaha good one. Get a -blam!-ing life
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"private server" "Destiny" 😂
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1 ReplyNot the real Longface. The bit about the "vowels" gave it away. What were you going to do? Trade an "A" for her "O"?
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5 RepliesEdited by ferial56: 7/16/2016 7:19:33 PMDREADNAUGHT. COURT OF ORYX. "I now pronounce you, man and wife!" Right in the middle of the battle with Lokaar. No one takes her seriously anyways. Remember to find 4 other guardians. 1 for each of the most important positions. And do it all in a bubble helm of Saint 14 on so no one interrupts with bullets. Just pretend the hive are all your friends and family cheering you on. The only difference is that instead of clapping, they're trying to kill you. Lokaar can be the jealous ex or something.
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3 RepliesGo buy Final Fantasy X|V, you can get married on there. For real. You get all sorts of cool stuff too, depending whether it's a freebie or not. There's a ceremony and a chapel and everything. Go check it out.
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5 RepliesWhat is life anymore
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Edited by AustinSX: 7/16/2016 8:35:15 PMYOU'RE NOT LONGFACE YOU'RE A PHONY A BIG FAT PHONY I miss the real longface
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Lol LONGFACE is back!
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ಠ_ಠ[spoiler]Why?[/spoiler]
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Me and Amanda Holliday about to park that 69 Chevy 'Maro right in the mix and exchange some vowels with ya. I'm hoping she gives me o. I'm a sucker for some o's. She's gonna like the d. Oh..sorry... e. Yeah that's what I meant.
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5 RepliesAnyone else remember that Arby n the Chief wedding episode
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2 Replies"exchange vowels" lolz
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1 ReplyWell, that's enough of the forums for today. Sad part is it's only 10am
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I miss real long face. This did make me laugh while taking a shit so nice job.
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Goddammit long face...
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1: you're not longface 2: not this shit again........
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Holy shit long face thought you were dead
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2 RepliesOk this is insane 40 days.Dude it takes longer get a divorce and it's literally doomed to happen.All for luv but seriously 40 days don't be that stupid
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13 RepliesLiberals.
