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Edited by SpeedingCow8947:
7/14/2016 11:50:46 PM
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Mother Russia VS the Ninjas- who would win?
Pro tip:
Mother Russia wins every time comrades. ( ☭ ͜ʖ☭)
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You all have been visited by Comrade Lenny. Like this post, and respond with, "We do this for Mother Russia." or you will be ran over by a tank in 6839 minutes and 32 seconds.
[spoiler]inb4 bant[/spoiler]
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We do this for Mother Russia!
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15 RepliesBut in Mother Russia comrades win you!
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5 Replies* "COMMUNISM IS A LIE." * "DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM." * "COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE." * "CHAIRMAN CHENG WILL FAIL...CHINA WILL FALL!" * "VOICE MODULE ONLINE... AUDIO FUNCTIONALITY TEST... INITIALIZED. DESIGNATION: LIBERTY PRIME. MISSION: THE LIBERATION OF ANCHORAGE, ALASKA. PRIMARY TARGETS: ANY AND ALL RED CHINESE INVADERS. EMERGENCY COMMUNIST ACQUISITION DIRECTIVE: IMMEDIATE SELF-DESTRUCT. BETTER DEAD THAN RED!!" * "FREEDOM... IS THE SOVEREIGN RIGHT OF EVERY AMERICAN." * "EMBRACE DEMOCRACY, OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED." * "DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE." * "ENGAGING RED CHINESE AGGRESSORS." * "ANCHORAGE WILL BE LIBERATED." * "COMMENCING TACTICAL ASSESSMENT: RED CHINESE THREAT DETECTED." * "COMMUNISTS DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL. LETHAL FORCE ENGAGED." * "COMMUNISM IS A TEMPORARY SETBACK ON THE ROAD TO FREEDOM." * "OBSTRUCTION DETECTED. COMPOSITION: TITANIUM ALLOY SUPPLEMENTED BY PHOTONIC RESONANCE BARRIER. PROBABILITY OF MISSION HINDRANCE... ZERO PERCENT!!" * "INITIATING DIRECTIVE #7395: DESTROY ALL COMMUNISTS!" * "THE LAST DOMINO FALLS HERE!" * "DEMOCRACY IS TRUTH! COMMUNISM IS DEATH!" * "RED CHINESE VICTORY: IMPOSSIBLE!" * "AMERICA WILL NEVER FALL TO COMMUNIST INVASION!" * "ALASKA'S LIBERATION IS IMMINENT!" * "OBSTRUCTION DETECTED. COMPOSITION: TITANIUM ALLOY SUPPLEMENTED BY ENHANCED PHOTONIC RESONANCE BARRIER. ESTABLISHED STRATAGEM INADEQUATE! REVISED STRATAGEM: INITIATE PHOTONIC RESONANCE OVERCHARGE." [spoiler]Trick question: Liberty Prime [b][i][u]always[/u][/i][/b] wins.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyRIP comrade [spoiler]the ninjas are coming[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyA m e r i c a w i n s a g a i n
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I mean, who even are the ninjas any more?
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We do this for mother Russia.
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2 RepliesEdited by TadPaul01: 7/16/2016 1:26:57 AMMother Russia because Putin
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ничто не может сбить могучий Советский Союз
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Spoons
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Mother Ninjas love Russians!
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WW2 Russia solos
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We do this for Mother Russia
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The ninjas are going to carpet ban this forum for fear of a coup d'état. [spoiler]We must strike quickly. [/spoiler][spoiler]We do this for Mother Russia. [/spoiler]
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Ninjas would ban them
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Edited by Last Order: 7/16/2016 11:48:30 AMWe do this for Mother Russia. [spoiler] ( ☭ ͜ʖ☭) [/spoiler]
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Well the russians are more cold blooded i'd say
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Ww2 Russia with prep.
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Edited by Nick_A_Lodeon: 7/16/2016 1:34:07 AMGlory mother Russia!
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We do this for mother Russia Before humans and monsters and even light entered the world, the everlasting dragons ruled over the land, living in massive stone-like arch-trees that extended so high into the sky that you couldn't see their tops. The dragons were immortal and invincible with stone scales that protected them from any assault. Not much else is known about this time period in Dark Souls' lore, but after a millennia existing as beings of the darkness, the dragons’ rule was ended with the coming of fire. The light called the First Flame came from the depths of the world and contained extremely powerful Great Souls that give whoever possesses them god-like power. The Souls of Lords were found by Gwyn the Lord of Sunlight, Nito the First of the Dead, and the Witch of Izalith. The Furtive Pygmy, the first ancestor of humanity, gained the Dark Soul. Together they took their newfound power and made war against the ancient dragons. Gwyn harnessed the power of lightning to destroy the dragons' tough scales, ridding the ancient beasts of their defenses. The Witch of Izalith and her daughters of chaos unleashed great firestorms to destroy the arch-trees. Nito cast a miasma of disease on his enemies and a dragon traitor named Seath the Scaleless betrayed his own kind, sealing the destruction of all the everlasting dragons. Destroying the dragons brought an age of fire and light and prosperity for humanity. But as time went on, the light of the First Flame began to fade, along with the power of the Souls of Lords. In order to keep the age of fire from plummeting into a new age of darkness, the Witch of Izalith attempted to use her power to create a new flame, but the process morphed her and her daughters into hideous monsters and spread corruption and demons across the land. In a last ditch effort to save the flame, Gwyn sacrificed himself to fuel the First Flame, creating the undead curse and corrupting his army of loyal knights. While the Souls of Lords weakened, the Dark Soul, held by the Furtive Pygmy, became more powerful. The Pygmy split the Dark Soul into pieces creating humanity, with each human holding a small portion of the Dark Soul until they lose it and become hollow. With the world corrupted, humans who have lost their humanity and become hollow are sent to the Asylum to await the end of the world. This is where the Chosen Undead (the player) begins his or her journey.
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Blyat
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( ☭ ͜ʖ☭). *Plays State Anthem of the Russian Federation while riding on a bear and shooting an AK-74M*.
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We do this for Mother Russia
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🇷🇺 For Mother Russia!
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"Mother Russia wins every time"... ...except the Winter War.
