[b]VARIKS[/b] [i]"Turn left, yes?" [/i] [b][i]"Variks, we're on a cli-[/i][/b] [i]"Or dieee!"[/i] [quote]>turns left, crashes through cliff side barrier, mini van rolls down mountain, children screaming, blood everywhere, limbs flailing, crashes into nearby school, lands on four wheels, slowly squeaks to a stop at a 7-11.[/quote] [i]"Succcceeeessssss"[/i] [b][i]"YOU KILLED A CLASS OF SECOND GRADERS!"[/i][/b] [i]"They, are dead. You, are not." *heavy breathing*[/i] [b]ERIS[/b] "[b][i]Eris, navigate us to Chicago."[/i][/b] [i]"CHICAAAGGOOOOO!!!!"[/i] [b][i]Eris, we just want to try the pizza." [/i][/b][i]They'll deliver to us all!"[/i] [b]GHOST[/b] [quote]enroute to Colorado[/quote] [i][b]"Are we close, Ghost?"[/b][/i] [i]"Not to unsettle you, but I'm tracking Colorado by the amount of dank kush in the air...it's further north east."[/i] [b]THE SPEAKER[/b] [i]"You have a split coming up on i-40."[/i] [b][i]"Do we go go right, or left?"[/i][/b] [i]"I could tell you of your turn, of where each will take you."[/i] [b][i]"WHICH WAY DO I -blam!-ING TURN!"[/i][/b] [i]"This is no time for questions. We must be bold!"[/i] [b]RAHOOL[/b] [i]"Turn right, before I get bored!"[/i] [b][i]"Thanks! Wait...where are we?"[/i][/b] [i]"I've never seen anything like this!"[/i] [b][i]"This is East St. Louis...."[/i][/b] [i]"Civilization once stretched from the southern tip of this continent, to the frozen north." [/i] [b][i]"What?? DO NOT NAVIGATE US TO CANADA WE ARE LOOKING FOR MY COUSIN IN MISSOURI!"[/i][/b] [b]LORD SHAXX[/b] [i]"In 60 miles, merge onto i-70."[/i] [b][i]"Okay."[/i][/b] [quote]Car begins to rapidly accelerate. 65..75..80..85-[/quote] [b][i]"What the hell are you doing!"[/i][/b] [i]"The road is no place for mercy!"[/i] [b][i]"Stop! You're scaring the children!"[/i][/b] [i]"Send them home crying!"[/i] [i][b]They [u]are[/u] crying! We're going to wreck!"[/b][/i] [i]"THIS IS AMAZING!"[/i] [quote]>gets pulled over[/quote] [i]"It looks like you've misjudged your enemy."[/i] [b]OMNIGUL[/b] [b][i]"Omnibae, take me to Disney Land."[/i][/b] [i]"EEIIIIIIIAAAEEEEECCCHHHH!"[/i] [b]CAYDE 6[/b] [i]"We have arrived at your destination. Sensations, nightclub for...gentlemen."[/i] [b][i]"Thanks, Cayde. I'll be back i-[/i][/b] [quote]>doors all abruptly lock[/quote] [i](in a whisper) "...take me with you.."[/i]