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The great Timur was a Mongol Warlord who conquered many lands. He also has bitches. Plenty of 'em.
Timur killed 5% of the world's population. Døøb=God.
Timur's favorite foods were:
-Noodles
-Trump Brand Steak
-Weed
-Memes
-Pussy
Timur liked to burn houses and kill insignificant plebian infidels.
Timur was tall and broad chested. His dong was 12+ inches.
He had a glorious beard.
He was about to attack the Ming dynasty of China, literally he was gonna kill ALL the communist Chinese Lizards, but he unfortunately got Zika and 5 types of cancer on the way there.
He then rose and became the [i]GOD[/i] of man.
Heil Døøb
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