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originally posted in:The Timurid Khanate
6/12/2016 6:57:25 AM
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Have you ever heard of Khan Døøb Timur?

The great Timur was a Mongol Warlord who conquered many lands. He also has bitches. Plenty of 'em. Timur killed 5% of the world's population. Døøb=God. Timur's favorite foods were: -Noodles -Trump Brand Steak -Weed -Memes -Pussy Timur liked to burn houses and kill insignificant plebian infidels. Timur was tall and broad chested. His dong was 12+ inches. He had a glorious beard. He was about to attack the Ming dynasty of China, literally he was gonna kill ALL the communist Chinese Lizards, but he unfortunately got Zika and 5 types of cancer on the way there. He then rose and became the [i]GOD[/i] of man. Heil Døøb
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