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6/18/2016 9:58:49 PM
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Destiny yo mama jokes
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Edited by ryokucya_ocha: 6/24/2016 12:40:17 PMYo mama so fat, the worm gods were scared of her.
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2 RepliesTaniks has challenged you, Guarrrrrrrrrrrdian. Called you out in the ways of oooooooooooooold. "Yo mama so faaaaaaaat, she's Kell of the House of Pancaaaaaaaaakes..."
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15 RepliesYo mamma so ugly, she made a titan blink!
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Your momma is so ugly, i useg her picture to down Crota.
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Yo momma so fat you go to orbit and circle her
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Your mama, is sooo fat! That when the oracles tried to predict her future they could find no end. Your mama, is soooo dumb, that when a Titan shoulder charged her, she jumped on the forums to cry nerf. (That's right, I'm talking to you morons ha-ha) Your MOTHER! is such a complete fat ass! That the darkness the traveler fights is her shadow.
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6 RepliesYo momma so fat she was in 6 crucible matches at the same time Yo momma so fat she beat the raid by setting on it Yo mamma so dumb she returned the mida multi tool cus she thought it was broken. Yo momma so dumb she thought the Last Word was her fart. Yo momma so poor she kept getting Spare Change from the cruicible Yo momma so poor xurr brakes into her ship just to drop strange coings. Yo momma so black the named her dark blades shadow. Yo momma so black, the dark blades cave is actually her ass.
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1 ReplyYour momma is such a slut she gave the templar harpies
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Yo mama so fat she's a crucible map
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Yo mama so ugly, even oryx won't ask her out.
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Yo mama so fat, she put on the chatterwhite shader and people thought she was the Traveller. [spoiler]Old but gold :"^)[/spoiler]
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You mama is so fat, guardians mistook her for a planet and tried to explore her. You mama is so fat, she was able to chin of havoc the opposite team at the start of the match.
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13 RepliesYo momma so ugly, when she got taken, oryx put her back
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4 RepliesYou mammas panties must be green because they have a high drop rate.
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Edited by xxxslayermanxxx: 6/24/2016 1:07:45 AMI am now ded
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Yo mama so fat when she joined into a crucible match Shaxx said "You're crushing them!" (Sorry if this has already been said)
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Breaking news! IGN or Kotaku or some other shïtty gaming 'information' site has located that there's going to be another new location in Rise of Iron for Guardians to visit: Yo Mama!
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1 ReplyYo mama is so stupid, she thought rise of iron was gonna be free
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14 RepliesYo mamma is so fat, she can capture all 3 control zones at the same time.
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2 RepliesYo mama so dumb, she tried turning the volume up on The Speaker...
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3 RepliesYo momma so poor her titties are real.
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Edited by DarkEraser: 7/22/2020 9:19:49 AM[b][/b]
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1 ReplyYo mama is so unblanced people call her The Crucible
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A few here... Yo mama so short, that Servitors are her space ship. Yo mama so ugly, that the Cabal invented a word for [i]"retreat"[/i] Yo mama so fat, that in the Crucible, players get a Seventh Column medal for killing her. Yo mama so ugly, that Crota gave Eris Morn's eyes [i]back[/i] to her.
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1 ReplyEdited by QMA-V1C1OU5: 6/21/2016 9:21:57 PMYo momma defiled Sylock
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Yo momma doesnt like exotic rocket launchers cuz she can't handle the truth
