Let there be no doubt; if it moves, you can be sure it's a beast. And if it doesn't, well...don't take any chance.
*sinister laughter*
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Edited by Suppressing Fire: 6/17/2016 5:27:43 AM"To forgive the terrorists is up to God, but to send them to him is up to me." Putin [spoiler]Something about that quote just jumps out at me, idk what.[/spoiler]
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Don't talk like one of them, you're not. Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak like me. They need you right now. When they don't...they'll cast you out. Like a leper. See, their morals, their code: it's a bad joke. They're dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these, uh...civilized people, they'll eat each other. See, I'm not a monster; I'm just ahead of the curve.
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Your satisfaction confirms the moisturization.
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Bring me the memes - [i]Darth Vader[/i]
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4 Replies"Everything is pointless. Anything you say, anything you do will be forgotten in time. Any thing you build, will be torn down in the end. Nothing lasts. It all fades away. And so will you, for you are already dead. You just don't know it yet. Death will find you in the end. And it will find all you love and all you ever will, and take them from you. You are born, and you die. You take caution in your life, because you hope to put off death for a later date. You think you have things to lose. But you have already lost everything. And soon, you will know that to be true."
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1 Reply[quote]The doctor wanted to smile. He wanted to whisper words of encouragement to the delusional man. He wanted to scream, but the nerve filaments wrapped around his head and into his eyes made him do otherwise. His body walked into the cell like a puppet, and told the patient, once more, that he was wrong, and that there was nobody trying to deceive him.[/quote] If you know the story, you will understand.
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1 Reply[i]Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn[/i]
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Hillary clinton is the new president. Thank you
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[quote]*being born sounds*[/quote]- donald trump.
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0:12:32 - Reagan: I've been to the steel mills of Alaska, and the cornfields of Nebraska. I've seen the derelict offices of Google burn with the window boarded up and the squatters inside them. I've seen the houses where they cut up the little babies. From coast to shining coast I have walked empty down drooling path <indecipherable> The decaying flesh of false morality poisoning our children. I have stood atop the mountain of this greedy earth, looking upon our beautiful pious pit, filled to bursting with the vast hands of helplessness. And did you know what I saw? 0:13:57 - Hell. 0:14:20 - [The audience erupts into laughter] 0:14:32 - [Muffled voice can be heard behind camera] 0:14:45 - Reagan: Now there you go again!
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Heute treff' ich einen Herrn Der hat mich zum Fressen gern Weiche Teile und auch harte Stehen auf der Speisekarte Denn du bist, was du isst Und ihr wisst, was es ist Es ist mein Teil (nein) Mein Teil (nein) Da, das ist mein Teil (nein) Mein Teil (nein) Die stumpfe Klinge gut und recht Ich blute stark und mir ist schlecht Muss ich auch mit der Ohnmacht kämpfen Ich esse weiter unter Krämpfen Ist doch so gut gewürzt und so schön flambiert Und so liebevoll auf Porzellan serviert Dazu ein guter Wein und zarter Kerzenschein Ja da lass ich mir Zeit, etwas Kultur muss sein Denn du bist, was du isst Und ihr wisst, was es ist Es ist mein Teil (nein) Mein Teil (nein) Da, das ist mein Teil (nein) Yes, it's mein Teil (nein) Ein Schrei wird zum Himmel fahren Schneidet sich durch Engelsscharen Vom Wolkendach fällt Federfleisch Auf meine Kindheit mit Gekreisch Es ist mein Teil (nein) Mein Teil (nein) Da, das ist mein Teil (nein) Yes it's mein Teil (nein)
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1 Reply"Pretzels taste like shit" or "Chocolate Milk is bad". I cri evytiem
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1 Reply"He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother." The only book to give me a visceral reaction of gaging and throwing the book.
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All of these.
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"Ah these pretzels suck"
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"Say there is a man. He hates evil. In his eyes, Islam is evil and needs to be irradicated. And say the state of Islam is like it is today. When most people hear him speak, they agree with him. So the man tries to iradicate all those who practice Islam so there will be no one with terroristic beliefs. At first the people support him. But the man kills the women and children too. And over time, the violence associated with Islam stops and the peaceful Muslims cry out for help. To be saved from the persecution of the man who seeks to kill them. And now, Islam is no longer evil or at least no more evil than the man. For the man, in his quest to rid the world of evil, has become the very thing he sought to end. The man has become his enemy."
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"Man. What a deluded species we are. We like to think of ourselves as good at heart. That deep down, we are all good people. Even the worst of us. But that is a lie. I have seen the heart of man. And man's heart is wicked. It is full of lustful desires and greed. Goodness is seldom a natural thing in man's heart. When a child is told not to touch something, why does he then have an overwhelming urge to do so? It is because of the heart of man. The natural state. For the natural state is filled with an urge to rebel. To do things viewed as 'wrong'. For man is not good. Man is savage in nature."
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"One death is a tragedy. One million, a statistic." – Joseph Stalin.
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Edited by Nonebot: 6/15/2016 4:58:15 PM"We must realize that our party's most powerful weapon is racial tensions. By propounding into the consciousness of the dark races that for centuries they have been oppressed by whites, we can mold them to the program of the Communist Party. In America we will aim for subtle victory. While inflaming the Negro minority against the whites, we will endeavor to instill in the whites a guilt complex for their exploitation of the Negroes. We will aid the Negroes to rise in prominence in every walk of life, in the professions and in the world of sports and entertainment. With this prestige, the Negro will be able to intermarry with the whites and begin a process which will deliver America to our cause." --Israel Cohen This is supposed to be a hoax (according to leftist sources of course) but I did the research and it certainly does appear in the 1957 Congressional Record. Who knows if it was actually said but it is certainly interesting.
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"Evil prevails when good men do nothing. But when good men do nothing, they are no better than those who do evil."
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1 Reply"If there is a God, then man has killed him. And if man has killed God, what hope is there for man?"
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2 RepliesSgt. Frank Winters(red faction Armageddon) "You ever notice how when bad things happen - I mean the absolute WORST things imaginable. Horrible stuff - there's always a Mason around? Now I'm talking about shit you couldn't even dream of happening... y'know, it never fails!"
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2 RepliesThe road to hell is paved with good intentions
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1 Reply"Hideo Kojima has joined Konami for MGS6." "Half Life 3 has been canceled." -GabeN
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1 ReplyRemember, no Russian.