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Edited by Newbold1:
6/12/2016 5:53:20 PM
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Why is Shaxx bigger than any other Titan?
Discuss.
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Why do people think Shaxx is on steroids? You have to be drugs screened to be a vendor in the tower. Dunno how Eris made it through all things considered, probably bribed Zavala with raisins....
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Because they don't make Titans like the used to.
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2 RepliesNo the real question is why doesn't shaxx give me a -blam!-ing longbow synthesis
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2 RepliesEasy, his name is an anagram of his girth. Lord Shaxx - has XXL rod
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Lord Shaxx is actually Lord Shaq in disguise
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Eating the butt is a [i]great[/i] source of protein.
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The big question is... How does he get that bigass head into that tiny helmet?
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Because he is the crucible
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Because he's black.
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It is actually a typo , it was supposed to say Shaq but its nor here nor there
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Because not only can Shaxx lift, he can blink too.
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3 RepliesWhy was Andre the giant bigger than David Spade?
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1 ReplyBecause I'm SHAXX
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2 RepliesBecause his voice is amazing
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Because I'm the best.
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He's on the juice!
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Extenze?
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He's an exo so perhaps he was built that way for a reason.
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Steroids...
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He is a cucking titan and a crucible lurd.
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He's flat out on the gear
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23 RepliesHe doesn't skip Armsday.
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3 RepliesShaxx takes daily lessons from Randal.
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2 RepliesLord Shaxx Lord Shaks Lord Shaqs Lord Shaq Shaq [spoiler]Let me show you the ways of Shaq-Fu[/spoiler]
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Cause he's badass. Cmon titans just admit it. He's the pinnacle of your class.
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He's black... Nuff said.
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He hits the weights everyday when he's not busy fighting.
