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5/30/2016 12:04:23 AM
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My friend said whoever praises the sun is a scrub
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-blam!- him.
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Step 1. Walk up to your friend Step 2. Calmly talk to him about this Step 3. Provide a convincing argument Step 4. Try to sway him to your side with kindness Step 5. Convert him to sunbro Step 6. If step 5 fails, cut off his skin and drown him in lemon juice
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4 Replies1. Knock him out. 2. Tie him to a chair on the edge of a cliff just before sun rise. 3. As it rises stand on the arms of the chair and praise the sun while at the same time sharting all over his head. 4. Tell him to praise or die. 5. Kill him no matter what he chooses.
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Take him to the sunlight altar and show him the Wholely Incandescent Father. Then he will know the meaning to praise.
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1 ReplyI praise the blood moon
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Give me his GT. I'll hunt him down, in every game.
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Where can I meet him? I'd live to have a friend with the sanity he has. Sunbros are so naive that there combative sense us so lackluster. Now a red, I can work with.
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Tell him that if he doesn't praise the sun the he will be struck down by a furious swarm of lightning bolts
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Play Dark Souls 2 with him, invade him, and spam those OP lightning bolts
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Stab him in the back with a Greatsword then kick him to the ground like the trash he is. \[T]/
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*Knight Solaire walks in his room* *Crosses his arms and shakes his head*
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Kill him and then position him so he will praise the sun forever
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Simulate for him a world with no sun
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Throw him off a cliff
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Well it's better to praise the moon
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Looks like you have to kill him...
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Lock him in a freezing, dark room and see how long it takes for him to want the sun. Don't feed him either, as most food comes from the sun in some form.
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Tell him to git gud. \o/
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3 RepliesI think he has a point...
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Scrub him and prove his point.
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Tell him to give onto the void
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My bf said it was stupid lol so i changed back to Bring It On
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Pull him outside, and have him gaze into the Light of our Lord, until he sees the Truth! \[T]/
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Put him in a dark room(give him food and water every now and then) until he realizes how important the sun is, then praise the sun together \[T]/ \[T]/
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Like any Sunbro should. With your allies. \|--|/
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All sunbros are ganking casuls
