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Edited by Hypothermia: 5/24/2016 12:09:13 AM
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Destiny "Porn" Videos Get Me In Trouble With Wife

I like to record gameplay videos in case something cool/terrible/glitchy happens while I am playing. If I decide a video is a keeper, I rename it and drop it into my Destiny (total stripper/porno name) folder. Soooo, my wife was in my office the other day and I must have left my Destiny folder open on the desktop with file names like "From Behind #1, From Behind #2, From Behind #3" "Double Exotics" and "Hammered Hard." Later that night, we are getting ready for bed and, I kid you not, here comes the "So who is Destiny" questions and the "like it from behind and hammered hard?" comments. Pro-Tip: DO NOT LAUGH when this happens. It just makes it worse. (I had to explain the game, and show her the videos to get out of it.) True story. Please, feel free to laugh at my expense. :^) [i][b]*EDIT* [/b][/i] For the few people that say "[i]funny but fake[/i]" or stuff like "[i]your wife should know what games you are playing or heard of Destiny by now[/i]" here's the deal: I'm 47 and I've been married for 26 years. Like most of you, I play a lot of video games but my wife could care less which games they are...there is no "Destiny," "The Division" "Overwatch" or "DOOM"...they are just "video games" to her. It's the same way with our cars, I have a restored big block 1970 Camaro (she has a 1971 El Camino) that I am always working on, upgrading and tweaking. She sees me under the hood all the time, she might even know that I am replacing a carburetor, etc. etc. but she couldn't tell you what make / model / brand of the carb I am installing. It's the same thing with video games. [URL=http://www.hardocp.com/images/news/1464045137DuqDWC49KN_1_1.jpg]Me and my wife's muscle cars[/URL] That...and after 26 years of marriage...she's definitely a keeper. ;)
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  • My Mrs heard me in a raid and explaining the golgoroth fight to a new player. It sounds bad. 'Ok drop the balls, alright everyone jump in the goo and unload on his stomach with your black hammers. Watch out he will be flinging his balls at you'.

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