Yes, now you too can prompt whiney forum scrubs to write nerf posts, all from the comfort of your brand new . . . Twilight Garrison! From the makers of Three of Coins, The Nine bring you Twilight Garrison! It's a bird, it's a plane, it's . . . Da -blam!- [i]IS[/i] that?! It's Twilight Garrison! Don't settle for an everyday, boring commute by [i]standard[/i] jumping. No! Now you can bob, weave, and do as you please, all while airborne, with Twilight Garrison! Make crucible noobs cry and tell AOE weapons 'bye-bye' with Twilight Garrison! Left, right, up, down, forward, back, all around? [i]Nobody[/i] knows, once you leave the ground in your Twilight Garrison! Get yours now! DISCLAIMER: limited time offer only available from Xur who may be anywhere in the tower or the reef; not responsible for those too dumb or lazy to find him; payment accepted in Strange Coins only and not subject to lease, loan, or installment payment plans of any type; not responsible for hate, salt, tears, or any other negative consequences resulting from use of Twilight Garrison; not responsible for any neck or back injuries sustained from use of Twilight Garrison; Twilight Garrison is not a toy and must not be used by children - you must be at least level 40 to use Twilight Garrison; Twilight Garrison may be purchased by any class but may used only by Titans; purchaser must take delivery from stock - the only color available is 'WTF Blue' and color cannot be changed to match your shaders; any modifications to Twilight Garrison may be made only by Bungie or the warranty is void - said changes may be announced or ninja at Bungie's sole discretion; prices slightly higher in AK, HI, PR and anywhere else not strictly inside the borders of continental 'Murica. TL/DR: Xur is selling Twilight Garrison. Go get one. Need more 'Nerf Twilight Garrison' posts from self-entitled, underskilled, participation trophy Millenials - need sweet, sweet salt for my popcorn.