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Edited by xFresh:
5/11/2016 1:17:38 AM
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Slow Danced with an attractive Girl
It was an Friday. I feel amazing. She was cute.
Edit: Dang you guys are harsh. I meant to say [u]on[/u] friday
Edit: I regret making this post...
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#Offtopic
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1 ReplyGood. Slow dances are always nice. All you gotta do is see if she's interested and take her on some dates and who knows, maybe something great will come out of it.
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what's her middle name?
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1 ReplyIs this the Krusty Krab?
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And after you danced with her I took her home and smashed it.
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4 RepliesDancing is nice but a bit too boring for me. I prefer doing faster paced things like extreme 1v1 air soft (no armor) with my attractive lady friend. Creates a bond between us at 560 feet per second.
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Did ya stick it in her pooper?
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Did you smash?
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Tap that, tap that for all of us lonely virgins here in Offtopic.
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u -blam!- er?
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Did she suc your wee wee?
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Uh gg op?
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2 RepliesYou get her #?
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1 ReplyIM SCHIZOPHRENIC
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Congrats dude!
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3 RepliesDid your uncle look weird in a dress?
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14 RepliesEdited by Imperial501: 5/9/2016 2:51:27 AM[quote]an Friday[/quote] [quote][u]an[/u] Friday[/quote] [quote][u][i][b]AN[/b][/i][/u] Friday[/quote]
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1 ReplyIt was just a prank
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Why did I read this as slow danced with an attractive cat?
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5 RepliesWhat was your mum doing at your dance?
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So when did you turn 12?
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Edited by AAAAAA: 5/10/2016 9:41:27 PMdang bro congratulations welcome to the club did you have to pull a "this how we do it in north carolina"?
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Good on you bro, hope it works out.
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7 RepliesDid she have a nice butt?
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It's not a [quote]slow[/quote] dance just because you're a little [quote]slow.[/quote]
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1 Reply😍 ooh Lala
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1 ReplySoooooooooooo you find your Sister attractive?
