So, today I had to run to the bathroom because I was about to puke. I puked a little before getting there and then slipped with my own vomit, falling head first, receiving a hard hit in the top of my head with the bathroom sink.
I think that's the most stupid way, but feel free to post yours.
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What I said earlier (Dumb ways to die) and also smoking. There are so many cooler ways to die yet you choose emphysema and lung cancer.