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Edited by wokaholic:
5/10/2016 2:37:11 AM
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Your evil twin gets locked up, but what for?
M I picture my evil twin as a human trafficker..
Edit*1 No one said sodomy!!!
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#Offtopic
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Hacking/Modding a game
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Not reciprocating oral sex.
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Masterbating in milkshake
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Having bodies buried neatly in a row in his basement. (and that's just the tip of the iceberg)
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 5/8/2016 2:32:06 PMProbably for being a crime lord in the Brazilian cocaine empire.
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Being a weeb.
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Drug abuse and assault
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Jaywalking [spoiler]Im the evil one >:D[/spoiler]
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We alternate days. He ended up setting things on fire. Again.
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He commited crimes against skyrim and it's people.
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Stealing my cookie... [spoiler]That bastard got what he deserved..[/spoiler]
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Stripping down in public and doing the "helicopter" at traffic during rush hour.
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-blam!-, murder, drug trafficking
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Well that's odd, I don't think he did anything wrong, he's just a really nice guy.
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Edited by Edge Lawbringer: 5/8/2016 10:44:01 AMHe'd probably be heterosexual.😂 Edit: Oh and will probably get arrested for the possession, use, and distribution of Marijuana
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4 RepliesDrug cartel kingping
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Accidentally shoplifting toilet paper.
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13 RepliesMurder. Definitely murder.
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For all the crimes I committed and set him up to take the blame for. Plot twist: I was the evil twin all along.
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My twin isn't evil, he's super nice. I'm the a$$hole.
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6 RepliesFor being a time traveling crimelord and evil warlock.
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A powerful Warlord driven by rage for killing off lesser evils.
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Tearing all the tags off of pillows and mattresses that he does not own...
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I'd see him as a person to just go all nutzo killer one day.
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Killing feminazis in creative ways
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1 ReplyMass murder, first degree sexual assault, grand theft, tax evasion, human trafficking, organized crime, identity theft, loitering, domestic terrorism, resisting arrest, hacking, vehicular man slaughter, hate crime, blackmail, littering, trespassing on private property, trespassing on govt. property, fraud, possession of illegal weapons, possession of drugs, assaulting a police officer, cyber terrorism, and finally, attempted assassination of the US president.
