{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
5/4/2016 7:08:06 AM
127
What's the most stupid way to die you can think of?
So, today I had to run to the bathroom because I was about to puke. I puked a little before getting there and then slipped with my own vomit, falling head first, receiving a hard hit in the top of my head with the bathroom sink.
I think that's the most stupid way, but feel free to post yours.
-
"Is that a sni-"[spoiler][b][i]*gets sniped*[/i][/b][/spoiler]
-
Eating taco bell untill your insides liquify.
-
5 RepliesTrying to kill your old teacher by jumping from the low ground to the high ground, even when he warns you how bad of an idea it is
-
2 RepliesHealth complications due to decades of overeating and being sedentary
-
Tripping on a toothpaste cap...on carpet
-
2 RepliesSuicide... In any form tbh... But of all of them? Hanging yourself seems the stupidest to me... I know you'll be dead so you won't exactly care but when you hang yourself you actually shit yourself pretty much the moment you die... And someone has to find you like that...
-
Drowning in your dog's bowl of water cuz you slipped on his pee
-
Edited by CliffyWeevil29: 5/8/2016 5:37:04 AMHow about dying from voluntarily taking it up the ass from a horse? [spoiler]I'm so proud to be from Washington.[/spoiler]
-
trying to see how long u can go without having a pulsr
-
2 RepliesSet fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait Dumb ways to die So many dumb ways to die Dumb ways to di-ie-ie So many dumb ways to die Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie Invite a psycho-killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place Keep a rattlesnake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the Internet Eat a tube of superglue I wonder, what's this red button do? Dress up like a moose during hunting season Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing Run across the tracks between the platforms They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly The dumbest ways to die The dumbest ways to die The dumbest ways to di-ie-ie-ie So many dumb So many dumb ways to die Be safe around trains... a message from Metro
-
Death by spoon.
-
Being do stupid your brain can't operate. You said you wanted stupid.
-
Trip up the stairs and break your own neck. Fall out of bed and break your neck.
-
predicting and waiting for the apocalypse correctly and dying as a result 1) no one will ever know you were right as; 2) every one is dead including you.
-
Slip and fall, getting a concussion from having your head crash into a toilet and die from brain hemorrhage
-
What I said earlier (Dumb ways to die) and also smoking. There are so many cooler ways to die yet you choose emphysema and lung cancer.
-
Either choking or tripping. I mean seriously, if you want to die or have to die, at least do it in style.
-
5 RepliesBeat to death with spoon
-
Suffocating because you shoved fruit up your nose
-
Choking on a dick
-
Eating a live grenade
-
Choking on confetti.
-
Getting poked to death
-
Death by Destiny
-
I dunno, killing yourself is pretty dumb
-
Edited by NoMoreSyrup: 5/6/2016 7:03:01 PMDying of an std after sexually assaulting someone
