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Edited by Dolorous Sky:
4/30/2016 5:32:53 AM
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Help I've turned into a weeb
Offtopic, today I realized my transformation into a weeb has finished. I never realized it until it was to late. Now here I am, buying a body pillow *Cringe*
God help me. Oh and for those atheist out there, may luck be on my side.
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#Offtopic
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3 RepliesDon't worry, we're all freaks deep down inside. In fact I thought I was totally okay a week ago and now I'm drawing an anthropomorphic cat.
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If I get to that point.....*shudders* Lets just hope I don't cross the body pillow line.
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Drink bleach
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Drink ten gallons of bleach then rethink your life. If symptoms still continue you might want to consider suicide [spoiler]my posts are satire so no ban pls[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyGood, good. Let the weeb flow through you.
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3 RepliesCorrection, your merely a otaku at this point. When you start rejecting your culture and replacing it with Japanese, then you'd be a weeaboo.
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Kill yourself
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I'm sorry, you're gonna to have to burn at the stake... We're doing this for your own good...
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bleach. it's the only cure.
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Burn yourself
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3 RepliesEdited by Sturm with no Drang: 5/2/2016 1:26:27 AMBuy a body pillow of Old Joseph. Start watching JJBA all the way from Phantom Blood to Stardust Crusaders. You'll be cured from your weebism just the same as those damn vampires, but less so of a burn victim. [spoiler]If you don't get it and are offended, I am sorry. Daily reminder that no one is safe in #Offtopic.[/spoiler]
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Only an otaku until you say Japan is better
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Welcome, fellow weeb.
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Need a drink?
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Pillow-biting scrub
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Burn it, burn it all
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\[T]/
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I do believe this should be in #Help.
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Technically you aren't a weeb until you denounce your own culture and not only try to embrace Japan's, but also make a mockery of it. As long as you don't speak crappy Japanese and think you're cool because of it, you're just "normal" by today's standards. There is a Festival in Japan dedicated to the Penis...... think about that, and yet nobody cares...... You'll be fine, I once bought one of those "padded" anime gal mousepads cuz it was like $13, it ended up in a box somewhere though, waiting to be a gag gift.
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2 RepliesAre you saying words like "kawaii" and "desu" in english sentences?
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2 Replies[quote]Oh and for those atheist out there, may luck be on my side.[/quote] You're literally calling for help from the one group more cringy than weebs. And this is coming from a guy who watches anime. [spoiler]yes I'm a casual[/spoiler]
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Buying a body pillow is just the beginning, its all down hill from here. I dont know if you can be saved.
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Edited by imc347: 5/3/2016 2:39:03 AMAs long as you don't start randomly inserting Japanese words into your sentences, I think you'll be okay. But given that you've bought a body pillow, you're slowly teetering into stage 3, and that's when things start to get bad. Once you reach stage 3, you're beyond saving. Believe me, I've lost many good friends to stage 3. Now I've become infected, and it's only a matter of time before I start reaching stage 3.
