So it's the end of Halo: Reach. The sky is darkening, the Covenant is preparing to glass everything, and Noble Team is still down on the surface. At this point one of the team members takes off his/her helmet, glances up at the sky, and says...
EDIT: Well, this certainly took off. Everything here is hilarious, but this one from evil_canevil_666 is my personal favorite:
"Noble Six:
'They didn't let them pick. I never told you that. They chose some other Spartan they wanted. You don't know me. They didn't to their research. They didn't watch as I became a soldier they didn't need me to be. Unlike the others, I was weak, slow and a coward. But you don't have something they don't. Something everybody saw but me. You can't guess. Misfortune.
F--k you, Master Chief.'"
[Edited on 04.21.2010 6:31 PM PDT]
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"That covenant cruiser is fake and -blam!-." "Two camels in a tiny car motherfckers!" "well, it's better than getting squaids..."
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Arker 1o1 "That's all folks!""Plays Looney Tunes Theme Song"[/quote] ^Epic Win^ Mine would be " Emile-BLAM- Bungie... I Could Have Been 4-Shootin' The ShipMaster By Now. ShipMaster- WOrT WoRt Worrt! (Translation: Die Vermin!) *Emile Stands In The Middle Of The Beam, Falls Like Sargent Johnson* :)
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"hey guys, look, he's a firin his lazah!"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] LegendaryFluffy War. War never changes.[/quote] then a spartan using Brotherhood of steel armor appears next to them :D
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Jorge: Six, didn't you survive Pegasi? Six: Yeah. Jorge: Well, can you tell me the secret how you survived? Carter: Spartans never die Jorge, I told you that... Six: Actually, that's false. All I did w-......
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noble 6: "pulls out a magnum and pops the ship master in the head the covenant ship then crashes Carter: wow remind me not to piss you off... [Edited on 04.02.2010 7:32 PM PDT]
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Lone Wolf lying on the floor: Damn, I was two days away from retirement
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Samuel L. Jackson, as Jules, steps in the frame and shoots each member in the head and says: "I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"
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"Spartans never die, they respawn"
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"Jorge, I think this is the end of a beautiful friendship."
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TACTICAL NUKE INBOUND ITS OVER!
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Yippiyahee mother****er!
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KHAAAANN!!!
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Emile: ''I did not like the Godfather'' Rest of Team: *Team Gasps* wtf [Edited on 02.08.2010 10:45 AM PST]
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] ElementL09 "Heh"(coughs up blood) "Didn't you know.....Spartans Never Die (coughs up more blood)"[/quote] eh it's kinda cool, but it sounds too cocky
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"Heh"(coughs up blood) "Didn't you know.....Spartans Never Die (coughs up more blood)"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] x MibZ x "Fookin' pra - ...aliens....."[/quote] XD
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*Covenant come upon the group of NOBLE Spartans dead with their pants down* "Guess they weren't that Noble..."
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] sam mottershead holy crap some one on the covernant team got a 25 kill streak! putz flame soot on[/quote] lol ITZ TEH CHOPPAH GUNNAH MON!
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holy crap some one on the covernant team got a 25 kill streak! putz flame soot on
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Naknut "Do a barrel roll!"[/quote] i did a spit take
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"Do a barrel roll!"
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Kalriq 'Well I see you you lying next to me, with words I thought I'd never speak, awake, and unafraid, asleep or dead...' Oh wait...(anyone catch which song that is?) -K-[/quote] My Chemical Romance I Don't Love You Like I Loved You Yesterday at least thats what i remember it being called i could be wrong and for my famous last words "anyone got marshmallows?"
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"Your Mom's Box"
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Noble 6: "Our asses are glass-es!?" Jorge: "Man that -blam!- don't even make sense!" Kat: "Holy -blam!-, Noble 6 talked!" Rest of team: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
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*covenant ship rolls in charging its glassing beam* *everyone looks up* *screen pops up on the cruiser and Rick rolld everyone* Carter:"FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU" Kat: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUU" everyone else but emile: "FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU: Emile: "HEY COVENANT!" *covenant looks threw the bridge window thingy* *emile holds up a sign* emile: "THE GAME!" *sign says that* *covenant get pissed and sad turns around and goes away* *then it comes back glassing* Covenant: "BLARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH" *their verisan of FUUUUUUUUUUUUU*