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2/5/2010 4:56:49 PM
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Famous Last Words of NOBLE Team
So it's the end of Halo: Reach. The sky is darkening, the Covenant is preparing to glass everything, and Noble Team is still down on the surface. At this point one of the team members takes off his/her helmet, glances up at the sky, and says...
EDIT: Well, this certainly took off. Everything here is hilarious, but this one from evil_canevil_666 is my personal favorite:
"Noble Six:
'They didn't let them pick. I never told you that. They chose some other Spartan they wanted. You don't know me. They didn't to their research. They didn't watch as I became a soldier they didn't need me to be. Unlike the others, I was weak, slow and a coward. But you don't have something they don't. Something everybody saw but me. You can't guess. Misfortune.
F--k you, Master Chief.'"
[Edited on 04.21.2010 6:31 PM PDT]
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Very Disrespectful
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(I posted this on another topic, but it works here too.) [url]http://i39.tinypic.com/29polr4.jpg[/url]
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oly oly oxen free
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I'm pretty noble.
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Kat: Gentlemen... I see the flag is secure? Carter: Safe and sound! Kat: Tell me, did any of you happen to kill an elite spy on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem... *throws Jun's body on the table* Carter: And an energy sword... N6: Ooh, big problem! I've killed plenty of elites, they're credit a dozen backstabbing scumbags. Like you! *cuts himself while trying to turn off energy sword* ouch! No offense. Kat: If you managed to kill them, I assure you they will not be like me. And nothing, nothing like the elite loose inside this base! N6: What are you, president of his fanclub? *Carter and Jorge snicker* Kat: No.. that would be [i]your doctor![/i] *throws pictures of Dr. hasley in bed with an elite* N6: Wha- what the... *stutters* Kat: Indeed. And now he's here to -blam!- us! So listen up, [i]Spartan.[/i] Or -blam!- starring your Doctor will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.. *Jorge shows Carter picture* Carter: Oh! N6: H- Gimme that! Kat: The spy has already breached our defenses... *Monitor in forge holds up a deployable turret* *Elite runs up, fires plasma pistol* Monitor: Wh- sentry down! *monitor is shot by plasma pistol, dies* Kat: You see what he's done to our colleagues! *gestures to dead Jun* *sniping Jun notices elite, thrusts knife at him* *elite grabs knife and stabs Jun with energy sword* Kat: And worst of all he could be any one of us... *grunt waddles over to elite, is grabbed and subsequently killed by elite. Elite turns into grunt* Kat: He could be you. He could be me! He could even b- *head is blown off his shotgun* N6: Woah, woah woah! Carter: What? It was obvious! She's the elite... Watch, she'll turn alien any second now. ... Annny second now. See? Red! Oh wait, that's blood. Jorge: So, we still got problem... Carter: Big problem... *N6 turns into elite* Alright, who's ready to go find this spy? *Elite holds up knife* Elite: WORT WORT WORT
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"All right guys! Now let's get out of here before they glass the planet!"
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Well we made it up untill now it was a pleasure serving with you remember spartans never die we will just be missing in action....
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Sir, Finishing this fight.
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"Their power level is over 9000!!!!!"
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"Alright, now all John needs to do is pick us up. Hey where's he going? Wait! WAIT!!!" Surrounded in two seconds "Oh shi...." Bam
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] POKEY CLYDE FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-[/quote] WIN Also, this is my version: Noble Team is surrounded and unarmed. Noble 6 says, "We need to stop the covenant from gaining access to our data.." Emile takes off his helmet for the first time and says, "Alright, we can do this, but first- I NEED A VEAPON!"
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No more rain-deer games for me Rudolph
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[quote][b]Posted by:[/b] The Bereft Brain Noble Team is stranded in the open, with no transportation. Their evacuation Pelican was hit by Covenant AA fire, with Jun killed in the blast. Emile was killed in the struggle to reach the nearby CASTLE base, and Jorge stayed behind to buy the others time. At this point, only Carter, Kat, and Noble Six are left, with Noble Six grievously injured from a combination of being shot and the blast from the Pelican. The final cutscene is still from the first person perspective of Noble Six. Noble Six is sitting with his back to a rock, trying to cover his wounds with one hand, and holding a Magnum in the other. Some twenty meters behind him is the wreckage of the Pelican, and a couple of meters in front of him are Carter and Kat. The Covenant Cruiser is visible in the sky, with its energy projector cutting into the earth in the distance. Carter takes off his helmet, whispering to Kat, "We did the impossible, but it still wasn't good enough." Noble Six's vision is beginning to fade now, and his body falls to the ground, leaving a rotated view. Carter and Kat have their weapons out now, shooting at incoming Covenant dropships. The scene, and game, ends with Noble Six trying to push himself up with the hand holding the pistol, and failing. The noise around him dims and a clatter cuts through all else, as the Magnum hits the ground. The very last sight is Carter and Kat, standing back to back, shooting in defiance of the enemy too powerful to defeat. [/quote] That was the most epic of epic-er death scenes evar.
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Tank Beats Everything!
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i got one [i]viewer discretion is advised[/i]
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Reach has fallen...
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Lol, armor lockdown.
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The Covenant ship gets close enough to reveal Xzibit in the front seat, who proceeds to say: "yo dawg i herd u like batman, so we glassed yo planet."
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"were it so easy" *cue jetpack they fly up and destroy all of the ships with the power of the jetpack*
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"Don't worry, guys. Spartans never--" "OH, SHUT THE -blam!- UP, CARTER!"
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agreed but some are really funny :D like the nelson mandela one..
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[url=http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO[/url]
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It looks like victory... Was out of Reach. YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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WHAT THE FUBLAM!
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even better! Kat: Uhh.. Carter Carter: Yes Kat: Why is it, that WE always get screwed -Emile Jun Jorge and Noble 6 are in a pelican. or Carter: Anyone who has a bubble shield takes my place as Commander Jorge: I thought we couldn't die? Carter: Not this time... -Moments before the beam hits Noble 6 goes into lockdown and releases a HUGE EMP which makes the ship crash into the ground- Carter: Holy Jun: Noble, you are now my favorite Spartan Jorge; Awwww Noble: Do i get promoted? Carter: No, you didn't have a Bubble Shield
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"Somebody set up us the bomb!"
