I can't believe how good these perks are! I was on top of the leader board and my teammate who was on the bottom of the leaderboads got a tormods bellows with tripod and grenades and horseshoes but mine is even BETTER...[spoiler]LAST RESORT, FITTED STOCK, VACUUM [/spoiler] these are the best perks possible. Accept it, admit it, you know it and I know it. And if you think those rolls are great, wait until you see the rolls on my hatchet! Who needs the vendor roll that has rangefinder and counterbalance when I got mine with...[spoiler]EXHUMED, OILED FRAME, FEATHER MAG, SKIP ROUNDS, REPLENISH[/spoiler] Oh my god this has to be a dream...I can't believe how much RNGesus LOVES ME!! If you don't think these are god rolls you are a social degenerate dancing puppet nerd hanging on my strings and I will cut you off my strings when you admit these are the god rolls and admit that I am a biblical egorgian beast and that I'm better than you at life. Anyways, I better use this before it gets nerfed because bungie might be reading. I'm sorry if this gets nerfed before you get to experience those biblical pieces of work. Bungie please nerf it so no one else gets to experience these beasts of a gun.