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4/27/2016 9:13:57 PM
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Right.
1. Smeared butter
2. Unplugged toaster
3. Screamed as butter reached melting point
4. Removed penis from appliance
5. Hid stash. Phoned ambulance
6. Attended A&E for 3rd degree burns to very sensitive area
7. Realised mistake *shook head*
8. Came home, couldn't find stash
9. Asked Furby for help. Strangely unresponsive
https://imgur.com/a/lkI6G
English
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No do not remove Penis from toaster. Just make sure it's loose. If you remove you will be burned.
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Well I know that now! Only part of me that's toasty!
