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4/26/2016 4:42:13 PM
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Stay toasty? How?
Nvm, I'll figure it out
[spoiler]Instructions unclear - dick stuck in toaster[/spoiler]
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Unplug toaster. Use butter to get unstuck. Roll a fat blunt and smoke it to the face. Rinse and repeat. Toasted up
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Right. 1. Smeared butter 2. Unplugged toaster 3. Screamed as butter reached melting point 4. Removed penis from appliance 5. Hid stash. Phoned ambulance 6. Attended A&E for 3rd degree burns to very sensitive area 7. Realised mistake *shook head* 8. Came home, couldn't find stash 9. Asked Furby for help. Strangely unresponsive https://imgur.com/a/lkI6G
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No do not remove Penis from toaster. Just make sure it's loose. If you remove you will be burned.
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Well I know that now! Only part of me that's toasty!
