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4/26/2016 5:01:51 AM
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Rngsus loves the noobs.
So my female roommate who had been playing for all of 3 months tells me today that she got a cool shotgun drop. I blew it off thinking she probably just got a conspiracy or next big thing. I go into her room to see her new toy and what do i see... A 306 stolen will with full auto, final round, and rifled barrel/smallbore. I hate you rng. I truly hate you.
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Edited by CozMcKilljoy: 4/26/2016 2:17:59 PMMy buddy, who is new, achieved Loot epicness a few days ago. First when I was helping him through PoE Challenge he got The Lord of Wolves... Then got Queen Breakers Bow. I had been trying to get that all day but anyways... We go to the tower and he has 2 packages waiting for him. From the vanguard he receives Shadow Price. I receive a Warlock Bond.... Hooray. From the FWC package he receives The Villainy, with perfect PvP perks. I have the exact same faction and I have a package waiting for me and I get.... Another Warlock Bond... I take him on some Heroic Strikes, we got to Omnigul... Yeah you all know what's about to happen don't you? So I tell him that I've been hunting this Grasp of Malock Pulse Rifle. I don't think he knows that there are 4 different types of Primaries yet but anyways. He's never done the strike before so I'm coaching him through it. When we kill Omnigul he collects his loot and gets Grasp of Malock with perfect rolls. Yeah, work the next day was awkward...
