Ok cool now that you took my click-bait and now would like to hurt me for being a click-baiter, hacker, and a 2 year old listen up! [b][u](I know you're on the toilet and have nothing better to do so don't you dare hit that back button!!!)[/u][/b] [spoiler]Please don't go :-([/spoiler] Guardians, Kindergaurdians, Rick rollers, click-baiters, and Bungie employees we have a problem. Recently our main man [b][u]DEEJ[/u][/b] replied to a [url=http://imgur.com/a/NY88t]Forum Post[/url] [spoiler]If your too lazy to hit the quote it's at the bottom of the page too![/spoiler]If you look in that post there is a certain [url=http://imgur.com/a/KIBWR]sentence[/url] within his paragraph I would like to address. [spoiler]Guess what?![/spoiler] [spoiler]That quote is down below too![/spoiler] [i]"Ok SpuR, you're an asshole. You click-baited me, now you're making me read long quotes and I'm almost done pooping!"[/i] Now hold up you incompentent, no good, click-baiting piece of sh- Oh, sorry. Uhhhh I didn't mean any of that please keep reading, I'll explain why I'm making this, I promise. [b]Fellow Guardians[/b] You have read this post where [u]Deej[/u] claims [u]Cosmo[/u] has a desk. What do we think of this? Does Cosmo really have a desk? Why does [u]Cosmo[/u] need a desk? I think he is l[b][u]Lying[/u][/b] :0! What?!?! "[i]SpuR, Deej never lies to us!"[/i] Ok, that may be true but some people like to think [u]Deej[/u] has lied to us... So [b]Guardians[/b] in lieu of this confusion this is what I propose! [i]"But SpuR! You're a click-baiting no, good, nug muffin! Why should we agree with you or even do what you say!"[/i] [b]Calm down young one, you'll like what I have to say.[/b] I hereby propose that [u]Deej[/u] must show us [u]Cosmo's[/u] [b][u]DESK[/u][/b]. Yes, you heard that right, I want a picture of it. No, we don't want a photo of Cosmo behind the desk! Why? Rumor has it he is so hot if you post a photo of him the internet will burn down! OMG! We can't have that! So back to my point. [u]Deej![/u] We want this photo of Cosmo's desk that has so much traffic on a day to day basis! Give us this photo! By the power of Sauron, Leia Organa, EXO Stranger, The Teletubbies, and Bald Men everywhere I [b]COMMAND[/b]you to release this photo! [spoiler]Ok disclaimer guys we'll never get Deej to see this with bumps and likes! Please like and bump this sucker until he sees it! You want to see the desk too, right?[/spoiler] Ok [b]Guardians[/b] I have given the order, will you follow? Will so support me in my heroic quest to see this photo of [u]Cosmo's[/u] desk? [i]Please?[/i] Ok guys! Bump this sucker! [b]NECROBUMP IT!!![/b] Lets get the attention of [u]Deej[/u] and get our photo! [u]SpuR Out![/u] [b]Edit:[/b] I think we have 15 bumps!!! We are so special! Reguardless we have yet to be acknowledged by [u]Deej or Cosmo[/u] so keep bumping! Ok on to more important things. It has been brought to my attention by [i]RYK[/i] that we would also like Cosmo's desk to be in the next raid! Give us an easter egg, make it a boss, or even better a relic!Let us feel the power of an often visited desk! We don't care we just want the desk! "[i]Give me Cosmo or give me his Desk!"- SpuR Meltdown[/i] [b]Edit 2:[/b] I just thought I would let everyone know we have been graced by well not [u]Deej[/u], yet, but rather the [i]Leader of Squirrels everywhere[/i]! [b]Edit 3:[/b] Well last night was productive! We had quite a few likes!!! Thanks everyone! Oh and by the way, [i]Glimmer[/i] has arrived :0! [b]Edit 4:[/b] [i]THERE IS A THRALL AMONG US! GUARDIANS ASSEMBLE![/i] Oh and share this link https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/188104059/0/0 It's the link the this post! We need a ton of bumps to get [u]Deejers[/u] attention! Get your friends in on it! We all know you love a good org...Party! [b]Edit 5:[/b] [i]"But SpuR you only have like 30 bumps! Why do you keep editing?!"[/i] Why? Because I belive in this, I'd vote for [u]Cozmo's[/u] desk for president if it came down to it! There are so many questions about [u]Cozmo[/u] and his desk that must be answered!! [i]What type of wood does he wield? Is it smooth or rough? Is it messy or clean? Does he use a drink coaster like a normal human or is he a barbaric savage who doesn't use one? [u]WE MUST KNOW THE ANSWERS![/u][/i] [b]Edit 6:[/b] [u]The bumps are flooding in![/u] We will get his attention! [b]Keep Bumping people!![/b] There is some hate [i](There is always hate for a good idea 8)[/i] But don't let it discourage you! Keep bumping! Now is the time to strike! Bungie employees are at work and probably [u]pooping on company time[/u] so [b]STRIKE NOW![/b] Get their attention! [i]Go hard or go.... Well I would say home but most of us working probably want to be home anyways...[/i] [b]SpuR[/b] out! [b]Edit 7:[/b] Well we actually have slight proof of DLC for Destiny :-0 so I didn't lie completely :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ [i](Thanks for the link WildFireV3!)[/i] [spoiler]Please don't hurt me, maybe I've clicked baited you a few too many times...[/spoiler] [b]Edit 8:[/b] We bump and bump till we can't bump no more, if I bump your bump will you show me some more? [i](Not sure what I meant by that but it's there, deal with it) [/i][b]Keep bumping people!![/b] [u]Deej[/u] Will show, I know it! [b]Edit 10:[/b] [i]Do we dare let this topic die?! [b]NEVER![/b][/i] I do not give up easily! I know Deej will see this, I just need [b]you[/b][spoiler]Such a majestic and sexy creature ;-)[/spoiler] To keep bumping! Find those [u]Bungie[/u] employees hiding out in the bathroom and [b]blow their phones up[/b] not literally, please don't hurt them, they are nice people. [i]Sometimes[/i]. [b]Edit 12:[/b] [b][i][u]WE MADE CONTACT!![/u][/i][/b] I PM'd a [u]Bungie[/u] employee [i](Deej's favorite employee)[/i] and he said [url=http://imgur.com/a/B7try]YES I WILL SHARE[/url] [b]WE HAVE DONE IT![/b] celebrate! Lets have a party! Bring out the Awoken Exotic Dancers! Party!!!!!!!! [b]Edit 13:[/b] The bumps are [b]still[/b] flooding in! [u]Keep it up boys![/u] I know he'll come through! [u]Cozmo and Deej[/u] will be among us soon!!!! [i](DeadAlive23 is a Bungie verified employee who is going to be playing doubles with [u]Deej[/u] so I have [u]No Doubt[/u] that he will come through!)[/i] [i]I want to see Cozmo's desk So I made a thread to put Bungie to the test I think DeadAlive is the best He is better than the rest.[/i] Thank you *Drops mic* In other news we had a great idea posted here by [i]Hazzard[/i], check it out! [spoiler][quote]Additional avenue - Cozmo has to review and approve all submitted creations....so, start submitting depictions of what you think his desk looks like...that should get his attention directly.[/quote][/spoiler] [b]Edit 15[/b] [i](Cozmo, give me a "What what!" if you're reading this)[/i] Here is the link:https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/190096977/0/0 to my Deej story[/i] [u]Edit that beats the other edits[/u]: [b]We've made contact with the man himself![/b] http://imgur.com/a/zJ0mC 8-0)) [i]In case anyone is rocking that double chin)[/i] [b]Edit... One of them[/b]: We're running dryer than your moms dishes when she hasn't washed them in two weeks.[i]I know what you were thinking... Get out you sicko.[/i] Bump, please? We will mot go without a fight! Bump until the Cozmo's come down [i](See what I di... Never mind)[/i] [b][u]Keep bumping!!!![/u][/b] [b]Edit Edit Edit:[/b] I've edited and edited, we're losing it boys or maybe not... There are two possiblities, either A: Everyone on the forums has seen and bumped this so nobody is left [b]or[/b] B: You guys don't like me 8( [i]That hurts... Please don't let it be B... I genuinely love you guys.[/i] [b]Edit 59:[/b] Death is certain... [b]UNLESS YOUR NAME IS SPUR MELTDOWN[/b] This post won't die! I won't let it! [b]Best Bumpers:[/b] [spoiler]Wildfire V3 Bewm VorticalBox SpuR Meltdown Dredgen Yor Bewm again... Because he never gives up! Everyone who bumped this, you're all the best![/spoiler] [b]TL;DR:[/b] [u]Deej[/u] says [u]Cosmo's[/u] [b]desk[/b] is always being visitied by [u]Bungie[/u] employees, [b]so[/b] we want to see the desk! We want proof of desk! [i](Kind of like proof of life in a hostage situation)[/i] We also want [u]Cozmo's desk[/u] put into the new raid as a [i]relic, boss, or easter egg![/i] [b]Deej Quote![/b] [quote][quote]If enough of us stop playing for a couple weeks, I have a feeling we will come back to a whole new game.[/quote] It takes more than two weeks to exact an about-face on the way a game works. The Taken King is an example of how we used a release candidate to correct larger issues that were addressed by the community - and by ourselves, as players of our own game. But, yes, you should only play the games that you love and think are fun. If you want Destiny to be better, keep posting or upvoting the ideas you like the most on the recruitment forum. Cozmo has people that stop by his desk on a regular basis to ask what you're talking about. Change and evolution are not immediate, but they are things we're committed to.[/quote] [b]End of Deej quote![/b] [b]Deej Quote: The part I want to talk about![/b] [quote]Cozmo has people that stop by his desk on a regular basis to ask what you're talking about.[/quote] Link to orginal post Deej replied to [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/187728691/0/0]Here[/url]