I am Gladiator, and I have successfully conducted the test. I have acted as "that guy" until I was banned, where I pieced together your replies to my absolutely foul posts, and discovered what #Offtopic consists of, or at least, in small scale.
14% Twelve Year Olds + Gimmick Users
3% Set-On-A-Single-Idea Users, Who Block Our Opinions Out.
9% Minorities Of Opinion
4% Fanboys Of Anything
25% Cancer Enthusiasts And Anime Freaks
5% Who Can't Tell Bad Memes From Dank Ones
10% Idiots An Conspiracy Believers
30% Actually Nice And Properly Behaved People.
100% Offtopic. That's my kind of chart! Before you call me "Mr. Getalife", I must remind you that such tests have not been performed, recorded, or remembered. This was a OFFTOPIC FIRST. In fact, my was have changed. Anomaly, I am sorry I offended you. I just needed someone to reflect the need for a "play nice clause". Without you, my actions would never be noticed. For standing up for your beliefs, I salute you! As for the rest of Offtopic, you are not the Flood. You are a new breed, a new generation. In fact, you are not a loving community, but an absolute brutal one. To each other, I mean. My test proved that unlike the Flood, you stood up and tried to fight back against the undesirable gimmick user, and to those who didn't, I already weeded you out.
Ninjas, thank you for watching over this forum. I know that banning is supposed to be awful, which it is, but that ban helped us understand, quite literally, who we are. Keep up the good work.
Mentors, I haven't forgotten you! You belong here. Helping us is your priority. That is why you are the second band of ninja justice.
Minorities, feed the fire of your beliefs. It is what makes this forum unique.
Majorities, form the basis of common conversation.
Lastly, Bungie, we thank you for our creation. We needed this forum, and you needed us. We hate desticles still, of course, but we still love the old power of H1-Reach Bungie.
I love this forum. Let's keep it that way.
-Kronus
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1 ReplyYou do realize that you users who think you're on some kind of crusade to discover the mysteries of a sub forum on the Internet are shit, right? Also, nothing was tested. Nothing was analyzed. Your categories here, the most arbitrary, nonsense I've ever seen. At least some shitposts are entertaining but this, is just pompous. Keep striving for relevance though, just like 100% of the other users here. And don't forget to get your self validation while you're here!
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1 Replyblocked. reported as spam.
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I really don't want to classify myself to act like I'm perfect or anything but I really don't know where I fit in this.
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Wait, who are you?
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1 Reply*sits in a polished black leather chair* "Good thing you can exist in more than one category."
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Was I apart of this
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Edited by WartyBean39438: 4/24/2016 12:37:54 PMPass the bleach around guys.
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2 Repliesoff topic is actually 60% teens an kids btw
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So do I fit in the 30% or the 4%?
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Ummmm... Ok then. Apology accepted I suppose.
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Speak for yourself......you used the word "we" far too much.
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3 RepliesEdited by Thaddeus Hamlet: 4/24/2016 3:40:29 AM[i] *puts on an antic disposition* [/i] I'm part of the 14, 25, and 30%. Interesting. [spoiler]Probably part of the 5% as well, but I've never really cared about the "dank" thing.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by JGFSS333: 4/24/2016 3:44:27 AMThat 14% would have been lower if it wasnt for me..... lmao