[spoiler]if two vegans get into a fight is it still called beef?[/spoiler] [spoiler]why do noses run but feet smell?[/spoiler] [spoiler]if a word is misspelled in the dictionary how does anyone know?[/spoiler] [spoiler]who closes the door after the bus driver gets off?[/spoiler] [spoiler]do you think sand is called that because it's between the sea and the land?[/spoiler] [spoiler]if you drop soap on the floor is the soap dirty or the floor clean?[/spoiler] [spoiler]who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?[/spoiler] [spoiler]if you work as a security guard at a Samsung store does that make you the guardian of the Galaxy?[/spoiler] [spoiler]if you get out of the shower clean then how is your towel dirty[/spoiler] [spoiler]if I hit myself and it hurts am I weak or strong [/spoiler] [spoiler]if you are waiting for the waiter then doesn't make you the waiter?[/spoiler] [spoiler]is the S or the C silent in Scent[/spoiler] [spoiler]if I try to fail and succeed then which did I do[/spoiler] [spoiler]if we can't see air do fish see water[/spoiler] [spoiler]if you crash a car on purpose is it still called an accident[/spoiler] [spoiler]if you were born deaf what language would you think in[/spoiler] [spoiler]why is bacon called that and cookies called that if we bake cookies and cook bacon[/spoiler]