*A Wild Gringo Has Appeared* [b]Bungie HQ, Washington[/b] Deej: *Walks nervously into Pete Parson's (CEO of Bungie) office* "Muh lord... It's um... well..." Pete: *Decrypts last Sterling Treasure on his 7 by 4 foot TV* "Thats some damn sweet loot" *He looks up at Deej* "Well spit out m'boy I don't have all day! The reset is tomorrow and I need to make sure the Nightfall gives everyone Eververse Packages instead of real gear." Deej: *He shuffles uncomfortably* "M'lord, they... They say the Challenge of Elders is too easy. People are farming it for Variks reputation and the bosses die within seconds." Pete: *He stares at Deej for a second, emotionless* "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha." *He stops laughing abruptly and looks at Deej in the eyes* "Lets go for a walk." Deej: "To where m'lord?" Pete: "Its a surprise!" *Pete exits the room with Deej trailing behind. They make their way through Bungie HQ and to the wing designated for the Live Team.* Pete: "Hello Live Team!" Live Team (In unison): "Hello Mr. Parson." Pete: "I have the funniest thing to tell you. Deej, tell them what you said to me." Deej: "Um..." Pete: "Tell. Them. Now." Deej: "Well, the Community thinks the Challenge of Elders is too easy." *The room is filled with expressionless faces, save for the horror of Deej and the joyousness of Pete, who proceeds to laugh hysterically* Pete: *Suddenly stops laughing and, he pulls out his replica Queen's Choice (Complete with white Chroma) and shoots one of the Live Team members point blank in the chest* "Laugh with me." Live Team (In unison): *Laughs uncomfortably* Pete: "Stop" Live Team (In unison): *Stops laughing* Pete: "Deej, do you know why we were laughing?" Deej: "Um..." Pete: "Well Deej, we were laughing because of this week's Challenge Modifiers. And do you know what those are Deej?" Deej: "Brawler?" *He pulls at his collar* Pete: "No. You see, we are going to make the point bonus on melees, and the modifiers will be Lightswitch, Grounded, Juggler, Berzerk, Match Game, Frsh Troops, and Ironclad. That'll give those -blam!-ers a run for their money. And you know their precious 'special ammo'? Well guess what?!" *He walks over to the switch labeled 'Special ammo drops'* "Whoops" *He proceeds to turn it down to the setting labeled 'As Useful As Primary Synthesis'* Deej: "Thats... great m'lord." Pete: "Now get out of my sight before I have Cozmo replace you and I fix your RNG so you never again get any gun you farm for like it is for the rest of the Community." Deej: *Runs away faster than he does from #Offtopic* Pete: *Walks over to phone on wall and picks it up* "So Mr. Weisnewsky, how's that Fusion Rifle Nerf coming along?"