I I'm certified seal that is in the navy. Like an actually seal

Mmmmm lemme just copypasta this shit What the -blam!- did you just -blam!-ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the -blam!- out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my -blam!-ing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, -blam!-er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your -blam!-ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re -blam!-ing dead, kiddo.

I sexually identify as a seal.

ᴍʏ ᴍᴏᴍᴍʏ sᴀɪᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ.

You ask the destiny community. A video game forums. A group of -blam!-ing nerds.. You're funny

Honestly BUDS is extremely difficult. Make sure you the following apply -Great Physical Condition (I'm talking actually fit, not just having a 6 pack because you're skinny) - You can swim (this is just obvious) - you're mentally tough (it's all a mind game to make you quit) - and to think of that's what you really want to do. ( I'm currently in the ARMY and I love it, but Navy is completely different) Go talk to a naval recruiter about it. Before I enlisted myself I knew exactly what I was getting into. I'm also re enlisting in a year in the USMC so I'm also in the same boat with you. But I plan on going OCS which is a lot different than special forces, hope this helps.

I doubt someone of that caliber would be on a b.net forum

I'm an Army SEAL.

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

inb4navyseal?

Irish Rangers > Navy Seals

Inb4thereturnofNavySeal

Go to your local recruitment office? That's how I found out every thing I needed to know for RASP.

http://www.sealswcc.com/seal-default.html And don't attempt to become a Seal unless you have a passion to do so, not because it would be cool. Then you will fail.

Not a SEAL, but the training is as close to hell as their trainers can get. Spetsnaz have them beat though, their training used to be brutal as -blam!-. Still is, i think.