I'll go first. >be me >trying to find giant tree-man with genital herpes and fight him >gets attacked by really fast midgets with wizard hats, giant red guys who throw exploding pots full of body parts, bird-people with rabies, fat ladies with books, and farmers >giant arrows fall from the sky and f[b]u[/b]ck shit up when they hit the ground >the f[b]u[/b]ck >pulls out binoculars to see who's firing giant arrows and sees giant dude with a big ass bow at the top of a tower >goes to tower >meets some fat guy who looks like an onion who keeps humming at me then says he wants to calm down the giant dude, but can't because the elevator to the tower doesn't go up >leaves Onion Man and steps onto elevator >elevator goes up >ayy lmao >meets Giant Man at the top of the tower >Giant Man says he's my friend >thatssomebullshit.exe >Giant Man gives me tree branch >okay >goes back to the elevator and goes down >hears Onion Man humming from the wall of the tower as I go down >the f[b]u[/b]ck >goes back up elevator and jumps onto scaffolding at the mid-point of the tower that leads to the external wall of the tower >sees Onion Man sitting on the scaffolding >he keeps humming and says he found out how to get the elevator to go up >Onion Man points out that Satan is walking through a burning village at the back of the tower >wait wh >Onion Man says he wants to calm down Satan but says that he's too over-heated > >roflmao >does not give a f[b]u[/b]ck and runs down to fight Satan >Onion Man joins me and we both f[b]u[/b]ck Satan up >Satan is dead >Onion Man sits down and gives me a beer that he made and we have a toast while village is burning around us >savage.exe >Onion Man falls asleep and never awakens >uses a bone to teleport back to player hub with >gives beer to a crow on the roof of player hub >crow gives me pedophile-sun armor >thanks crow >looks down from roof and sees naked old man at the side of the player hub >goes down to meet naked old man >hey man what's good >naked old man pulls out big ass katana and attacks me with it in 6 different ways within 2 seconds >"You Died" >I think I'm gonna take a break from this shit okay The end.