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Edited by Berated soldier:
4/13/2016 2:18:00 PM
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A hot girl farted in my face AMA
Saw this fine ass chick on the way to work, she had a cute face and a banging body. Stood behind her at a donut place in line and she let out the nastiest silent fart ever. like bruh. Almost past out.
edit: k guys she didnt fart IN MY FACE but MY FACE was in the blast radius
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#Offtopic
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2 RepliesAre you trying to hide the fact that you're into brazillian fart porn?
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1 ReplyCould it have been somebody else around you?
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I know this isn't true because girls can't fart.
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3 RepliesDid u sniff it
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[quote]my face was in the blast radius[/quote]lol
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That's something strange to get a hard on for
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3 Repliesso you're a midget? nice
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Toss her salad
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Edited by SharkHorse: 4/13/2016 3:41:12 PM[quote]OP is Cabbage [/quote]
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1 ReplyPay attention kids this is yet another shining example on how to shitpost.
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Did you hold it like a bong hit?
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Crawling in my skin...
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Wait until you're giving her head from behind and she does it again. You might not be so forgiving then.
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I would have took that fart like a bong rip.
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3 RepliesFallout 4?
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Means she is ready for you to ride that hershey highway. Man up and beat it up.
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Why would your mom do that
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6 RepliesLemme guess...she then turned red and started messing with stuff on her phone pretending she didn't let loose the little butt demon
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3 Replies[quote]Saw this fine ass chick on the way to work[/quote] [quote]Stood behind her at a donut place in line[/quote] What.
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So wait , are you super short or did you have you face in her butt? I'm just trying to figure out the logistics behind her farting in your face?
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Guf guf
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5 RepliesDamn dude
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Hello comrade
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[i]*Loads TX-130 Saber-Tank lazer round*[/i] You ran out of past? Are you telling me that your bed game is weak?
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4 RepliesGotta love da booty❤️
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She obviously wasn't interested if she didn't mind farting in front of you.
