I'm extremely pressed on time constantly, but when I get the opportunity, I'll rate it out of ten. No stupid references, please.
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#Offtopic
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1 Reply-blam!- YOU! AND YOUR EYEBROWS!
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2 RepliesOP is a bagel.
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1 ReplyOP IS FGT XD XD SO ORIGINAL XD XD LOLOLOLO
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2 RepliesEdited by AurumPrimavera22: 4/12/2016 12:37:25 AMYou know how much everyone laughs at you behind your back? It really is like a Dave Chapelle show except youre the secret main attraction. Even your mother, the horker, and your father, who was barely kept around to raise your miserable arse...yknow...I don't know really anyone who actually loves or cares about you!
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1 Reply(Only works in a kitchen, or in kfc i guess) Take these chicken bones, go shove them up your ass, then maybe you'll have something that resembles a spine
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1 ReplyEdited by Owl: 4/11/2016 11:57:36 PMYour name describes your schlong.
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1 ReplyYou're so full of crap, even dung beetles refuse to touch you.
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1 ReplyYour are one truly bizarre fellow, pressed for time, nothing better to do, you want to hear insults and rate it?!? Your either a child or homeless person. Maybe that's why you are pressed for time. [spoiler]i feel horrible for insulting you on purpose, I have never done this before and boy it hurts my chest won't do this again![/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI find your hairstyle shallow and pedantic. I wish you a terrible day good sir.
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2 RepliesYouse a bitch [spoiler]yep[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesYou are a man with average looks and skills. A person who graduated from high school with grades that would give you a decent chance at most universities. This is where you will find a field that will interest you. Only after years will you realize that you made a mistake; however at your current age it is too late to quit and start again. Later you retire after finally getting all of your kids through college and this is where you truly start to feel better only to go into a midlife crisis and blow your savings. Soon after your wife gets laid off and paying the bills starts to become tough. You then make the choice to try to get a new job, but the only skill you truly possess is outdated and no longer useful. Foreclosure is quickly approaching. Then your wife is killed in an accident by a drunk driver. Unable to pay for the funeral your kids pay for it in your place and you later move in with your oldest kid. Many years pass and you are on your death bed and die alone, because your kids are to busy working to pay for your living expenses to be there. You die felling nothing but regret due to poor decisions early on. This is your life a sad tale of mistakes and tragedy. #gitgood
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You probably use mida and thousand yard to raise your kd[spoiler]skrub lmao gg[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEggplants are stupid
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1 ReplyDuring birth, the best part of you squirted out your mom's ass and ended up as a stain on the floor.
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1 ReplyEdited by whoops: 4/12/2016 1:11:45 AMYou should've been a stain, but the condom broke. Your mom was considering suicide when you were born. Your parents disowned you. You are now in an orphanage. You are 47 years old now.
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1 ReplyYou're an absolute almond.
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4 RepliesYou are... [spoiler][b][i]Rebel Scum[/i][/b][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyUm you're a bean?
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1 ReplyYou're as fake and gay as your mother's dick.
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1 ReplyYou can't even count to your number of extra chromosomes
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1 ReplyYou pinecone.
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1 ReplyThat hat makes you look like a [i]hipster![/i]
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2 RepliesYour stupid
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1 Reply[spoiler]your hot[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesYOU MAKE POOR LIFE CHOICES.