Well, offtopic, how do I get rid of this annoying little nose bleed?
Edit: it's still -blam!-ing bleeding. Firmly grasping it.
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1 ReplyPlug that nose. Just don't lean back
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Did you try turning it off and on again?
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Firm it grasply.
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Pour Hydrogen Peroxide on it.
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Take it out to a nice dinner.
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Shove your dick in your nose. That should do the trick
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seriously though just put a tissue inside your bleeding nostril so the blood all goes into the tissue until it's done. give it bout 10 minutes
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CUT OFF YOUR NOSE
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A shot of bleach I hear..
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Cauterize your nose. It's the only way.
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1 ReplyCauterize with hot lighter.
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3 RepliesTampons. Really.
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you're obviously having your period, just stay calm and don't ask offtopic for help
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Use toilet paper to plug it.
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1 ReplyEdited by LordofArbiters: 4/12/2016 11:14:35 PMChop it off so you won't have a bloody nose, as you won't even have a nose!!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyShove some cotton balls in your nostril and continue on with your life until it clots. Always worked for me anyways.
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1 ReplyI heard tampons is a step in the right direction
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Stick a wad of tissue in the bleeding nostril
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Blood thinners
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4 RepliesNudes
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1 ReplyDry it with cocaine.
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1 ReplyTHE LID PATRICK
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Keep punching it until no more blood comes out
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The only way to counteract a bloody nose is with a black eye.