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Warlock- "Through study of Arc light and its role in life, we have learned to channel the light through our biological subset and out as an attack. Not only can this energy be controlled without harm, but it additionally repulses the user from the planet, enabling a floating effect. This may be further channeled into short-range teleportation."
Hunter- "I'ma charge up my blade with lighting and prance around like a big blue unicorn of death! Anyone who laughs at that description'll get zapped! And I'll be able to do that light-bending jazz, so I can be seen and not seen whenever I want. I'll be a bona vide performer on the battle-stage."
Titan-"Holding your ground? I don't think so."
VOID:
Warlock-"Through the study of Void light and its role in the vacuum, we have devised a 'bomb' unrivaled by any Guardian or Vanguard weapon. Though the nature of the Void renders the power inshapeable, the projectile can be modified to change its speed, blast radius, and after effect."
Hunter-"The warlocks say that void light can't be shaped, so I'm goin' to shape into a detailed bow and shoot void arrows out of it. And if I miss, tethers'll shoot out and nab my enemies, so I can say that I meant to miss.
Plus, when the warlocks sputter that it's impossible, I'ma roll up and kick them in the shins. 'Cause that's how I roll."
Titan-"Take my ground? I don't think so."
SOLAR:
Warlock-"Through the study of Solar light and its role in energy and heat, we have discovered how to maximize battlefield technics. By turning the user's body into a virtual generator, not only do the user's abilities rapidly recharge, but light generation can occur from simple weapon kills. We believe that this can be channeled to have a proxy effect on fellow Guardians, increase pain thresholds, and even regenerate the body without ghost intervention,"
Hunter-"I'ma load my six shooter with three rounds of star fire and shoot it at baddies. It doesn't do much else, but what else would you want? It's a F**KING FLAMING REVOLVER! How much more awesome can you get?!"
Titan-"Whatever you're thinking, I don't think so."
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Titans. Simple. Elegant. Straight to the point. Needed that good laugh before bed.
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Accurate as all hell
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Edited by Bunglerbuck: 4/7/2016 12:04:00 AMGonna guess this post makes fun of hunters as always Edit: Correct
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Class Fashion Sense- Hunter: Bad-Ass Cape Warlock: Bad-Ass Trench Coat Titan: A rag / piece of toilet paper [spoiler]Come on. You all know it's true.[/spoiler]
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I died after reading this.
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I read the hunter as deadpool lol
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Edited by Weeeaal: 4/7/2016 9:59:11 PMAhahahah. Defender main here. If I see someone trying to cap my zone, I skate over there, throw a suppressor and yell "NOPE" while I pop my bubble on the zone. Enter if you dare. I'm not often alone. A Chaperone is almost always with me...
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I agree with all of this but the solar Titans...they are weak now and I was looking forward to using them so much
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According to my experience: Voidwalkers - Wait, how did my Nova Bomb not kill a Major?? Strikers - F*** overshot again! Gunslingers - Wait, three rounds of pure sunfire can't kill a Major?? Sunsingers - You killed me? Kill me again. Defenders - Geez, guys, I told you, NO ROCKETS INSIDE THE BUUBLE! Bladedancers - Hahah! I'm gonna kill all of you- wait, why aren't my hits registering?? Stormcallers - Hey, uh, I just killed the same guy three times in one Super... I'm getting a looot of hate mail... Sunbreakers - Aaaawww yeah, it's hammer time! ...Oh wait, I forgot we got nerfed into the ground. Nightstalker - F*** I tethered the wall again!
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I read this the hour you posted it. Laughed my ass off. Just came back to it. Laughed even harder.
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Yeah like warlocks are awesome and the Titans are the dumbest dumbasses ever. I will agree that hunters are jackasses
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According to this post, it would seem all hunters are about thirteen years old.
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The whole write-up is hilarious [quote]Titan-"Whatever you're thinking, I don't think so."[/quote] and I love this part so much.
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Titans, smashing more people by noon than anyone else.
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Me Tighten. You funny man. Me smash you last. [spoiler]Heheh...me lie. Smash you first.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Moot: 4/7/2016 9:33:40 PMI just see my Nova Lance as a shadowshot that also kills enemies as well as stops their super. :-)
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That titan thinking us so true! XD
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As Theodore Roosevelt put it, [quote][i]"Speak softly and carry a big stick."[/i][/quote] #TitanMasterRace
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Plz escuse meh, I hav sum ground I need 2 tak - a striker Titan
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Titans just do stuff, no thinking required.
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Stormcaller: http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/37000000/-Laxus-Dreyar-fairy-tail-37019905-500-250.gif Striker: http://37.media.tumblr.com/9fef5e15bc2a52ec35619016255b3976/tumblr_mr8efms8bn1rjx5cmo1_500.gif Bladedancer: http://pa1.narvii.com/5826/c17ef948e61d921edbf2d968ce05ea836916dbad_hq.gif Gunslinger: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/yakuza-mob-roleplay/images/7/74/Kid-death-the-kid-24094813-500-329.gif/revision/latest?cb=20140329051334 Sunsinger: http://data.whicdn.com/images/127034770/large.gif Sunbreaker: http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/Life+in+atissue+box+hammer+more+gintama+spread+the+glory_bc36e6_5120679.gif Voidwalker: http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/9-07-2015/Y70mSM.gif Defender: https://31.media.tumblr.com/85b421f4184e976268a22e64ca90481b/tumblr_inline_noz3mbubgC1rh9lcd_500.gif Nightstalker: http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/deadliestfiction/images/6/69/Arrow.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150220070142
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This is a beautiful description
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Yeah f the warlocks with their brains and such. Hunters ftw. Love the Titan raisins.
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The Titans are pretty accurate
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this is only a little biased
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Titans: men of few words Warlocks: men of too many words Hunters: straight to the muthanucking point