[spoiler]he broke his [b]promise[/b][/spoiler]
[spoiler]that's god awful. I'll go flog myself now.[/spoiler]
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#Destiny
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Why did the titan's eyes hurt? [spoiler]because he couldn't [b]Blink[/b][/spoiler]
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Slowly claps..
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Well that joke was a [b]wolf[/b] in sheep's clothing... [spoiler]just as bad, nailed it ;)[/spoiler]
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Terrible joke, go kell yourself.
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Why did the guardian drink bud light? [spoiler]he was "Up For Anything"[/spoiler] [spoiler]also, he wanted to drink some piss water[/spoiler]
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Why does the Traveler need LifeAlert? [spoiler]He once had fallen.[/spoiler][spoiler]Oh gosh...[/spoiler] [i]~I'll Ram your ass![/i]
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2 RepliesI see what you did there....... anyway Has anyone tried Greg's Promise (the misspell was on purpose, Greg is a potato farmer) lately? I know it's coming back so i got mine out last night and used it in the crucible..... all i can say is..... holy shit.
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2 RepliesEdited by ExelArts: 4/6/2016 8:51:02 AMOver dregs promise is a joke why the -blam!- would they bring that piece of shit to y2
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2 RepliesI favorited this post just so I can remember to beat OP....
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2 RepliesI know a joke did you hear about a year 1 jellyhorn...... No? Neither did anyone else
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don't do dregs
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Why was taniks begging for money? [spoiler]because taniks has no house[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhat is the cheapest way to get an Exotic? [spoiler]Pay Xur in vibrating coins[/spoiler]
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Why does oryx have such small feet?[spoiler]game designers were like meh they won't even see them anyway.[/spoiler]
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Dude..
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You should be whipped
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strayM - old
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12 Replies[url=https://youtu.be/X84ZodK6q4U?t=2m37s]I want to die.[/url]
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Why did the Dreg have sore knees? [spoiler]He'd [b]fallen[/b] over.[/spoiler]
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Because he was running with Taniks... [spoiler]and Taniks has no house[/spoiler]
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Because he was homosexual.
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3 RepliesWhy couldn't the hunter talk peacefully to Amanda Holliday Cause he forgot his [b]ice breaking[/b] quote My God I can't Belive I did this Why was the titan mad Cause he couldn't get the last word
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7 RepliesOh, well, I'm the type of fish who will never settle down Where pretty fishes are, well, you know that I'm around I kiss 'em and I love 'em 'cause to me they're all the same I hug 'em and I succ 'em they don't even know my name They call me the succ fish Yeah, a succ fish I succ around, around, around, around Oh, well, there's Flo on my left and there's Mary on my right And Janie is the fish, well, that I'll be with tonight And when she asks me, which one I succ the best? I tear open my shirt and I show "Putin" on my chest 'Cause I'm a succ fish Yeah, a succ fish I succ around, around, around, around Oh, well, I roam from town to town I go through life without a care And I'm as happy as a clown I with my two fists of iron and I'm going nowhere I'm the type of fish that likes to succ around I'm never in one place, I succ from town to town And when I find myself fallin' for some fish Yeah, I hop right into that car of mine, I succ around the world Yeah I'm a succ fish Yeah, a succ fish I succ around, around, around, around Oh yeah, I'm the type of fish that likes to roam around I'm never in one place, I roam from town to town And when I find myself a-fallin' for some fish I hop right into that car of mine and succ around the world Yeah, 'cause I'm a succ fish Yeah, a succ fish I succ around, around, around, around, around, around 'Cause I'm a succ fish Yeah, a succ fish I succ around, around, around 'Cause I'm a succ fish Yeah, a succ fish
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I was thinking because he wanted to be a vandal
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What's a dregs favourite book? [spoiler]A farewell to (two) arms....[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesThis joke was shit, yesssss?