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4/2/2016 3:34:25 AM
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Why don't heelys have brakes?
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Use your Heelies to escape your Feel-ies.
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7 Replies[b] [/b]
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Yeah, hi, I'll take a number 4 value meal, hold the pickles.
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4 RepliesThey do: the rest of your fuc[i][/i]king foot.
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You got it backwards. It's supposed to be [quote]Heelys don't stop because swag doesn't have brakes.[/quote]
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Yeah but the swag gets stopped. I was just a young kid in the baltimore airport, coming home from Christmas break. I was showin off my heelys (present), and rolling around cautiously, and a cop comes up and says he'll write me a citation if I didn't stop 'skating' in the airport at once. I was five. I cried. Swag over
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1 ReplySo does virginity if you wear those.
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Because my feelies never stop when I'm on heelies ___ | ___ / \ (•) | / \ / \_|___|_/ \ / /| /| \ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°/ |\ \ | / | \__ ___/ | \ | |___/ /\ | | /\ \___| //\\ / \_|_____|_/ \ //\\ \| |/ |___| \____/ |___| \| |/ | | | | | | | | _| | | |_ /_____\ /_____\
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because if use heelys you should crash and sustain serious injuries
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Op is asking the right questions
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Fuuuuuuuuuck I remember when I took a pair to Texas and all the Mexican kids looks at me like I was God floating down the store. Damn those were the days
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Its been so long...
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Population control.
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so that the people who wear them trip and die?
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3 Replies[b] [/b]
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i used to have heelys back then. ah the good ol days.
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2 RepliesNatural selection ? ;)
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So you can slide into DMs at full throttle
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I remember when I was 3. Seriously, are heelys still a thing?
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So nothing stops you from sliding into those dms
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They do. It's your face.
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So the furries go down the hill
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[quote]Because sweg never stops[/quote]
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Queer bait FGT whore
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[quote]Because swag never stops[/quote]
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Because whoever invented Rollerblades would sue
