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3/29/2016 1:11:09 AM
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Anaconda is the best song in history

Prove me wrong [spoiler]You can't [/spoiler]
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  • You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia LaBeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia LaBeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia LaBeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia LaBeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia LaBeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia LaBeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia LaBeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! Ah! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia LaBeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia LaBeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia LaBeouf Wait! He isn't dead! Shia Surprise! There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes. But you can do Jiu Jitsu Body Slam superstar Shia LaBeouf Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf But blood is draining fast from your stump leg He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck You're chopping off his head now You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf His head topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf

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    • Prove it is [spoiler]pro tip: you can't.[/spoiler]

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    • Edited by Servanious: 3/29/2016 11:57:30 AM
      99 Problems by some band that I forgot the name of.

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      • woupsea showed me this.

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      • [quote]Prove me wrong [spoiler]You [u][i][b]don't [/b][/i][/u] [/spoiler][/quote] Fixed

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      • Edited by Bob: 3/29/2016 10:51:04 AM
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        My d*** don't want none unless u got buns Hun *fixed

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      • Just hear this one, you will change your mind

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      • Tungsten is the best metal ever.

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        • Edited by FalconNCE: 3/29/2016 4:26:55 AM
          That's your opinion prove me wrong.

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        • False. This is: [spoiler]Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air [/spoiler]

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        • I am a nameless shadow, the Menace God, destroyer of worlds, wrecker of your shitposts. Grandlennyfacemasterracearmy ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! ___ | ___ / \ (•) | / \ / \_|___|_/ \ / /| /| \( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)/ |\ \ | / | \__ ___/ | \ | |___/ /\ | | /\ \___| //\\ / \_|_____|_/ \ //\\ \| |/ |___| \____/ |___| \| |/ | | | | | | | | _| | | |_ /_____\ /_____\ ▼ ̄>-―-< ̄▼   Y  Y /\ /   ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° \ \ |  つ  ヽつ Gundam Lenny chose shinny lennychu which used volt tackle Lenny Soldiers ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) <,︻╦̵̵̿╤─ ҉ - - - - - - - Lenny Gunman ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) <,︻╦̵̵̿╤─ ҉ - - - - - - - Lenny Gunman ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) <,︻╦̵̵̿╤─ ҉ - - - - - - - Lenny Gunman ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=====( ͡ ͜ ͡ ] ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) lenny cannon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=====( ͡ ͜ ͡ ] ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) lenny cannon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=====( ͡ ͜ ͡ ] ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) lenny cannon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=====( ͡ ͜ ͡ ] ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) lenny cannon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=====( ͡ ͜ ͡ ] ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) lenny cannon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=====( ͡ ͜ ͡ ] ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) lenny cannon* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=====( ͡ ͜ ͡ ] ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) lenny cannon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)=====( ͡ ͜ ͡ ] ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) ( ͡ ͜ ͡ ) get rekt ༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°つ༽ get rekt ╭☞( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭☞ \ . . \ \ \ /╰U╯\ __________\"/_________ _ __/"\_____ [ \_____/ [] [] [__\__\_ /_/---,__________()_)_) ,__/____/__, \__, GET TO THE CHOPPA ________( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)____ ███████ ███۞█████████████ ▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ I███████████████████]. ◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤ ______________ |//__|( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)|__\\| / \______________\ / 0-----0 | ==========0 \_____________| =========0=0 | | | | | | / \ / \ / \ |||||| |||||| |||||| _______ _ /________\_ (⌐■ ͜ʖ ■) _ノ ヽ ノ \_ `/ `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ (  (三ヽ人  /  | | ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ  ノ ヽ___>、___/    |( 王 ノ〈    /ミ`ー―彡\   / ヽ_/ \ M.Bison Lenny is back from the gym and ready to kick some ass ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) ━╤デ╦︻(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) (∩ ͡ ° ʖ ͡ °) ⊃( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。)(===>[/quote] ↙↙⛎❌❌❌⁉⁉‼⁉‼⁉⁉‼⁉⁉⁉‼♨♨♨♨♨♨♨♨

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        • It's obnoxious and has no soul

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          • I thrt et WOZ animal :'(

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          • It sux ballz and is also "sexist"( what a girl would say). It just sux and is trrible

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            • Shitpost 2k16 right here

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            • Saying something is "the best" is an opinion, which cannot be wrong or right.

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              • Bad b8 is bad

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                • Yup

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