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Edited by septic_red:
3/29/2016 4:00:54 PM
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Best Borderlands Quote?
Name your favorite quote from any of the Borderlands games. Mine would have to be anything Kreig said in 2.
Edit: Plenty of good quotes guys! Keep 'em coming!
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#Gaming
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1 Reply[quote]See, this is what I don't get about you bad guys. You know the hero's gonna win, but you never just die quickly-- man, this one guy in New Haven, right? City's burning, people dying, blah blah blah. This guy rushes me with a spoon. A fricking spoon. And I'm just laughing. So I scoop out his eyeballs with it, and his kids are all, "aghhhhh!,” and, ah...you had to be there. Anyway, the moral is: you're a bitch. [/quote] Best.
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1 ReplyAnything from Zer0, Krieg, or Tiny Tina. Best characters in the game. Along with MR TORGUE
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"great, your about to die and the last words out of your mouth were poop train"
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You know what's better than having a working shield?...Not bein a woman
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[quote]SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?![/quote] -Face McShooty, 2012
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"You're cordially invited, bitch!"
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9 RepliesEdited by Psychic Donuts: 3/27/2016 10:24:57 PM"Screw it, I'll name them boner-farts." I can't remember the exact quote but it goes something like that.
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I WILL PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL!!!!!
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I guess this is one of them moments.. CATCH A RIIIIIIIIIDE!
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THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES, APOLOGIZE!
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Anything from MR.TORGUE
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NO, MY BEAUTIFUL HAT. YOU'RE SUCH A DICK.
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I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE
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6 RepliesOh Mr. Torgue Right now, you're ranked fifty in the badass leaderboards, which puts you behind my grandma but ahead of a guy she gummed to death. IT TOOK SEVERAL HOURS. DID YOU KNOW THAT NINETY-SEVEN PERCENT OF ALL LIVING THINGS ON PANDORA AREN'T EXPLODING RIGHT NOW? THAT'S BULLSH*T, BUY TORGUE! You may have noticed that everyone here is trying to kill you, Torgue personnel included. YOU'RE WELCOME. I didn't want you to get bored so I was like, F*ck it, give everybody guns! We lost like half our workforce in three days, but who gives a F*CK!? I probably shoulda set you up with a sponsor beforehand but I am F*CKIN' DISORGANIZED AS SH*T and was busy suplexing a shark wearing a bolo tie when I should have been setting up sponsors. You may ask, "Who was wearing the bolo tie, you or the shark?" Answer: YES. A LOT OF PEOPLE BEEN ASKING ME WHY MY VOICE BEEPS ALL THE F*CKIN TIME. THE TORGUE SHAREHOLDERS WIRED MY VOICEBOX WITH A DIGITAL CENSOR SO I CAN'T SAY STUFF LIKE SH*T, C*CK, OR P*SSY F*CKIN' D*CKBALLS! THATS HALF MY F*CKIN' VOCABULARY, IT'S GODDAMN BULLSH*T! BY REGISTERING IN THE BADASS TOURNAMENT, YOU LEGALLY FORFEIT YOUR RIGHT TO CRY, EAT TOFU, OR WATCH MOVIES WHERE PEOPLE, KISS IN THE RAIN AND SH*T. [spoiler]sorry, couldn't pick just one from that glorious npc[/spoiler]
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I'm still the only one who's posted a Gaige quote.. "Okay, this is actually stupid now!" -Gaige
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1 Reply"Hey, uhhhh that guy said you're a dick" "Noooooooo"
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Either the one where handsome jack introduces butt stallion, the part where hammerlock renames the bullymongs bonerfarts, or anything the doppelgänger says in the pre sequel.
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"God these pretzels suck..." Thats all I remember of that
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"Light the fuses bitches!"
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EXPLOSIONSSSS!!!
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Edited by FuzzyKittens: 3/29/2016 6:41:21 AM"No." - Wilhelm
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I WANT YOU TO PUNCH THAT GUY TILL HE EXPLODES-mr torgue
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"I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP THE OCEAN"-mr torgue
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I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!
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Nobody eats my girlfriends but me!
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Anything tiny Tina says especially in assault on dragon keep
