Mine comes from the cleaners. Whenever i throw out a turret and one of them says; "Watch out he has a robot gun" I don't know why, but it makes me chuckle every time. Any other favourite/funny dialogue from NPC's? Edit: Cheers guys. I gotta admit some of these lines make me laugh too. Glad a game has a sense of humour, whether that is intentional or not. Another one at the end of a mission; "I thank you, The JTF thanks you, and the people of New York -blam!-ing thank you" Yeah cheers mate, but no need for such an aggressive tone.